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Patience I used to use up a Months supply on the Range sometimes... see it this way you can throw the M4 at them to distract them then hit them with the M9... job done... I know how it feels somedays you can hit everything other days its a WTF day... best to get the WTF days out of the way on the range and then on the bad days at the office its your opponent who gets the bad day...

No it will just seem longer and more boring...

And there was me thinking it was one of these Albatrosses... But it still looks good all the same...

Depends on the amount of bad joke telling and how much alcohol has been consumed...

Surf´s up crocs... Sorry will get my coat...

The Takeoffs I can Handle most times the Flying in between I can handle most times the landings I can handle some of the time... Its the crashing part thats the small problem... but I think screenshots of crashing with Style should be up for next months Screenshots... And Uncleal I am still trying to get a Sopwith Strutter out of 1916...!!! As to Alcohol as I am in Austria it has to be Schnapps... now wheres the bottle I know its early here but hey... :drinks:

Count me in Dave... But come on Dave Every 6th we know you cant make it past 3 Somedays I have trouble finding the runway let alone taking off... :drinks: Also dont forget the making of Bad Jokes...

Show off...

On the its safer here or there debate... I will say only one thing... Guns don´t Kill people People Kill People...

Fantastic...

Chuck Norris was supposed to be mounted into the Stone of Mount Rushmore... But the Stone wasn´t strong enough to hold his likeness

I saw this on CNN Yesterday as I am not in the UK at present... My condolences to the victims and their families...

Nope thats for sure its a T-45 Goshawk... Wish it was an A-4 though...

Damn that looks good...

Someone had to do so... might as well be me... Love the line about the virgins in this sketch... Here's the link again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Damn the secrets out whatever next Janet....

I usually fly a Sopwith Strutter 1/2 and my usual plan is one pass haul ass... normally when I spot the target I start a shallow dive from around 12000ft steepening the dive as we go and let loose with the gun (if I forgot the bombs as I sometimes do the mess do's these days are getting rowdier... ) then keep flying in the same direction of the dive at around 200ft give or take fly for about 5 miles and then turn around and go home... So far thats not failed me though the dogfighting with multiple eindeckers that come screaming at me from 15000ft normally ruin my pilots day...

Remember that us mere mortals await it with antici.......................................................................................................................................pation... Or is that just me then???

Welcome back Olham well my plans for getting back into the Skies WW1 style for next weekend have been nixed this morning as my Boss wants me in Vienna tomorrow night again... such a hard life I know...

Outstanding now I can prepare for the 1948 Independance War Mod once I get back again...

All are very good... There is a Timor themed SF1 mod available at http://cplengineeringllc.com/SFP1/ Which has some Indonisian Aircraft in it... You need to register with them first though to get downloads.

I will take a look for you. I have a few books to scan through first.

An oldie but a goody...

The reason they switched the engines is that the Warehouse storing the Daimler Benz engines burnt down destroying the entire stock of engines they had... bit late I know but better late than never...