Skyviper

ROFL I'm printing this one off.

Happy belated b-day

Happy Birthday!

I'm not a big fan of online multiplayer games( I don't man LAN stuff though). So today I've given online multiplaying the benefit of the doubt. I hopped on Battlefield 2 and got killed a bunch of times..mostly by snipers. I noticed that I would have to empty a whoel freaking magazine into someone at point blank just to kill them and they could hit me once or twice and I'm toast. Then I killed someone and low and behold all of my opponets and unlockable gear...needless to say I sucked butt even though I bloodied a nose or two so all in all it wasn't that bad it was just annoying. I tried mulitplayer for WOE and SF2 but no one was home. Anyway that's enough complaining for one thread. What good muliplayers that are out there? And is there any difference in the muliplayer for WOE and or SF2 is so then what are they? Thanks

THATS HARDCORE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

So I'm walking back home and see a moped parked behind an adbandoned house...this is strange(as I live in a small town I knew something was drastically wrong) so I call the police and asked if there is a report of a stolen moped. Turns out there was. It was taken from a little boy yesterday and right now at this moment I'm looking at it(available units are tied up right now so I have to keep an eye on it). Parked behind an abandoned house. The cops haven't arrived yet but man something like this doesnt happen every day. I'll keep you posted...that is if you're interested.

happy ending everyone the boy now has his moped the boy his father and smokin mom all arrived. The stolen property has been reclaimed.

Cops arrived I guess now some little kid will get his moped back.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/caught-on-tape-plane-lands-on-beach-24810016

Rojaaaaa (Rodger) that.

NOOOOO why would they do that?

(If this has already been posted then I do appologize...I couldn't find where it may have been posted.) A WWII Vet learns he isn't a u.s citizen.http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110324/us_yblog_thelookout/wwii-vet-discovers-hes-not-a-u-s-citizen

Hey guys and gals like I said I'm lookoing for other things to do and I'm looking to get an airsoft gun. I can only afford one and the problem is that I can't make my mind up on which one to get. So I'm putting it up to a vote and really thank you for taking the time to help me out. MOD5 Matrix red/green dot or m4

hmm...interesting and cool

No. In my opinion immigration is just being lazy. The ONLY reason why they are giving you so much grief is because they can find you because you filled out paperwork. illigals don' t so immigration has no idea where they are and are too lazy to find them and get rid of them. Personally I'd rather people like you overstay your visa than some crook comming in and stealing your dream. Hey Someone just emailed this to me. SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!! A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND,IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

Really? How much would it cost just to have the shell of one those no explosives. You see I want to put that in my front yard and hang a sign on it. Don't break into my house....you can run but you can't hide.

Man its messed up that we crack down harder on those who have visa's not illegals like these Although this cop did try...but failed...

If that ain't the truth

Good Luck

Wow. That was awesome.

Your newly wed wife gets dinner for the reception in her wedding dress. If this is how you mow your lawn If this is your operating system If this is how you trim the hedges And lastly, you might be a redneck if this is how you relax

Yep very true... However a buddy of mine, who's into the real thing, got the real M4 very impressive but I don't have eight hundred dollars to get one. I hear the real fully automatic mp5's go for $80,000 the airsoft version that is much cheaper.

...is it safe to assume that you are a shareholder in Kevlar?

50yrs without stabbing or shooting...wow. I've been on this Earth for 25 years and there has been several shootings in my area alone. A father shot is daughter in the face down the road from me some years ago(he mistaked his daughter for his cheating wife) some other punk kids got shot and few blocks away from me not too long ago either. When I was 10 there was a driveby in my area fast foward a few years and somone did a walkby on neighbors house. And I live in a nice peaceful town compared to others that have four or five triple homocides a weekend. Personally if it gets worse where I am then I'm getting myself an M249 with lots of ammo. Would that be with or without a woman behind the wheel?

*jots note down on paper* Got it! So what's rule number one? Carry a loaded pistol?