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Redneck Church > > You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if...the finance > committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier > because none of the members knows how to play one. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if.....people ask, when > they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or > catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. > > You Know Your Church is a Redneck Church if....when the Pastor > says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering." Five guys > and two women stand up. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....opening day of > deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....a member of the > church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It > ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....the choir is known > as the "OK Chorale". > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....in a congregation > of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church > directory. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....Baptism is > referred to as branding". > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...high notes on the > organ set the dogs on the floor to howling. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...people think > "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if....the baptismal pool > is a #2 galvanized washtub. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...the choir robes > were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's > Barbecue. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...the collection > plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...instead of a bell, > you are called to service by a duck call. > > You Know Your Church is a Redneck Church if...the minister and > his wife drive matching pickup trucks. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...the communion wine > is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink". > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if..."Thou shalt not > covet" applies to hunting dogs, too. > > You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if...the final words of > the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now!! Ya Hear".

Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. Number Three Idiot of 2006 A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this: "Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway. Number Four Idiot of 2006 A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. Wise guy........ but you still get a sign Number Five Idiot of 2006 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. This guy definitely needs a sign. Idiot Number Six of 2006 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't even deserve a sign Idiot Number Seven of 2006 Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, Here's your sign (Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote) IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS . IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham , Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to" downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments. IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less. IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the CHEVY dealership in Canton , Mississippi !

I'm not sure..run the set up and set it up from there.Look in your folder for the setup icon.

This is the "FULL"change log from Lead Pursuit: The full changelog for 1.0.10 is listed below: PATCH 1.10 CHANGELOG ==================== ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE The "Vector to Tanker" call now calls the closest tanker when the assigned one is too far away at the time of request. Fix SAM units being sometimes fixated on far away flights. "Vector to Package" now tells the vector to the next flight in the package (e.g. Escort) when player is lead in the first package flight. Increased lethality of enemy AI. Better energy management when entering merge of engagement. Fix MADDOG missiles not being recognized by the locked AI plane. AVIONICS / WEAPONS Fix for A2G missiles with large blast radius exploding way up in the air. Fix for prioritizing best weapon regarding the R60 and R13m (e.g. MiG-21Mbis). Adjustment on letality of SA7, SA14, SA16, HN-5. Fix so R27RE and -TE aren't fired at extreme range, losing lock. DATA Fixed an issue with Matra-530D missiles not showing on a Mirage 2000. Fixed an issue where MiG-21-93 had ghost R-13 missile in loadout screen. Fixed an issue with A-10 center hardpoint not showing both bombs loaded. Fixed an issue with sandbag revetment causing damage to aircraft. Also fixed an issue to make the three-sandbag revetments usable next to depot at some airbases. Fix the wingman facing your way at Seosan airbase, taking off in TAXI mode. CAMPAIGN Added EF-18G Growler to Tactical Engagement and Campaign for manual tasking. For Korea: Iron Fortress, make Russia and China entering the war more probable. Slight increase of aircraft per squadron count when each side enters the war, especially Russia and China in 2005+ campaigns. Increase of manpads available in the SAM AD units. COCKPIT Fixed too large AOA bracket on Head Up Display. Fixed jumping CCRP release cue in GMT radar mode. Remark: the cue can still "jump" by a specific amount, as the cue shows a lead on moving vehicles - when they change heading, the cue "jumps". Fixed position of RWR symbols in 3D cockpit. Fix RWR contacs being displayed white in 3D cockpit when HSD is the SOI. Correct HUD/MFD text alignment and position in 3d cockpit. Adjusted Simple avionics HUD/MFD text position as well. Fixed DED position in 3D cockpit. Fix for the famous MARK point bug. Display HUD numbers < 10 with a leading 0. GRAPHICS Enhanced night-lighting of airbases and a few other objects. Fixed issue with runway and taxi-signs so they show at night. Added point lighting to water tower and some bridges. Raised visibility range for VASI lights at night. Fixed some texture issues on hangars at night. New nosewheel spotlight for F-16. Fixed an issue with some small bridges disappearing after being destroyed. Fixed some issues with runways and taxiways so they match better at all distances. MULTIPLAYER While waiting for others to join in Dogfight, a flashing "PLEASE WAIT" message will appear on screen. When being the only one left in 3D world, a message saying so appears instead. Send weather information now to other clients in dogfight games. USER INTERFACE Correct country flags in all modes and theaters. Remark: for old campaign save files, NATO and SLOVENIAN flags may still show mixed up in the OOB window. This should not happen anymore for new campaign save files. STABILITY Workaround for Geforce 8800GTX hang in pie screen. OTHER Fix the need to hold down Shift+N (SimCursorEnable) to switch the AIM-120 avionics to BORE mode. Using the keyboard, it is now a toggle function, with a mapping to the joystick, the joystick button still has to be held.

get it here: http://www.lead-pursuit.com/downloads.htm

whats your system specs and driver versions?and DX version?all these could cause you problems.and if you're running vista hang on because it's not going to run on vista isn't set up for it.

Sence we are in freeze mode, just testing , here is more detail change log. no date on release but should be soon. Artificial Intelligence The "Vector to Tanker" call now calls the closest tanker when the assigned one is too far away at the time of request. Fix SAM units being sometimes fixated on far away flights. "Vector to Package" now tells the vector to the next flight in the package (e.g. Escort) when player is lead in the first package flight. Increased lethality of enemy AI. Better energy management when entering merge of engagement . Avionics / Weapons Fix for missiles with large blast radius exploding in the air. Fix for priority best weapon with R60 and R13m (Mig21blis) Adjustment on letality of sa7, sa14, sa16 ,Hn-5 Fix so R27RE and TE aren't fired extreme range as to lose lock Data Fixed a drop issue on some air-to-ground weapons (e.g. AGM-130 and GBU-15). Fixed an issue with Mirage 2000 with Matra-530D missiles not showing. Fixed an issue where MiG-21-93 had ghost R-13 missile in loadout screen. Fixed an issue with A-10 center hardpoint not showing both bombs loaded. Fixed an issue with sandbag revetment causing damage to aircraft. Also fixed an issue to make the three-sandbag revetments usable next to depot at some airbases. Campaign Added EF-18G Growler to Tactical Engagement and Campaign for manual tasking. Supply campaign triggers removed from Korea: Iron Fortress. Slight increase of aircraft count when each side enters the war, especially Russia and China in 2005+ campaigns Increase of manpads available in the sam AD units. Cockpit Fixed too large AOA bracket on Head Up Display. Fixed jumping CCRP release cue in GMT radar mode. Fixed position of RWR symbols in 3D cockpit. Correct HUD/MFD text alignment and position in 3d cockpit. Adjusted Simple avionics HUD/MFD text position as well. Fixed DED position in 3D cockpit. Fix the MARK point bug. Graphics Enhanced night-lighting of airbases and a few other objects. Fixed issue with runway and taxi-signs so they show at night. Added point lighting to water tower and some bridges. Raised visibility range for VASI lights at night. Fixed some texture issues on hangers at night. New nosewheel spotlight for F-16. Fixed an issue with some small bridges disappearing after being destroyed. Fixed some issues with runways and taxiways so they match better at all distances. Multiplayer While waiting for others to join in Dogfight, a flashing "PLEASE WAIT" message will appear on screen. When being the only one left in 3D world, a message to say so appears instead. User Interface Correct country flags in all modes and theaters. Stability Workaround for Geforce 8800GTX hang in pie screen looks like it will be good. they are in testing mode now...

try hitting SHIFT-F1 and see what that does.What planes are you having trouble with?I had that problem also but the shift F1 thing worked for me.also remember the gunsite only view is the DELETE key,by default.

it's available by download at Thirdwires on-line store.How ya been Target??PM me.

that is a great show!I'll be watching.shame theres no WW1 fights.

hyperlobby is the best place.

haven;t seen or heard anything about this problem before.I'll check with TK.

The Art of Warfare (TAW) has been flying an on-line campain with custom missions and everyone is having alot of fun.if you're interested check out TAW and look in the forums for screenshots and comments.I generally have 8-10 a night flying.Flights are held on Saturday nights beginning around 8EST,also they have a morning flight for our Euro friends with around 6-8 members flying then. Not into flight sims?TAW also offers a large mix of games for you to enjoy.Check TAW out.

the easy way is to make a copy of your plain patched folder and paste it somewhere and rename it(I just add the word plain to mine)and make a copy of the exe. and point it to the new folder(oh yeah,be sure to rename the exe).mines just called WW1plain.hope this helps.

Thirdwire has released the long awaited 2nd patch for First Eagles.Get over to Thirdwire and grab it.remember to back up your folder,as with past experience,new patches will over right alot of your mods.Get the Patch FE PATCH enjoy!

I've been looking around and haven't been able to find anything on this sorry.

I'm not sure but look in the SF/WoV/WoE forum..as for that one was it novalogic?

If you had been using a modded file the default would kick in from the original file.If not about the only thing is to reinstall

sounds like a reinstall is in order..try that and repatch.are you running XP or vista?F4 doesn't seem to like Vista,matter of fact most games don't like vista.

Ok I know that F/A-18,F-15,WW2 fighters and MSCFS2 will work with 98SE.and if you have trouble with 688i theres a dll. you can get at Seawolves(I think) that works great,and then it will work.

this is a really good mod for everyone.Thanks!

glad you got it fixed..did you use the gunsight view hitting DELETE?

welcome to the site...if you have any questions on most sims this is the place to get answers.

welcome,make yourself at home here,everyone else does.any questions or problems let us know.

most missions are made to be run just as they are,check and see if it has a read me,some are single player most are for MP.