Desert Storm 1991

[Guest Saganuay82]

The Flood?

 

The Flooooooooooooooood

 

 

[+SidDogg 130]

The Flood?

 

The Flooooooooooooooood

 

Look, guy.

 

People may only be onto ya'll, but you're not foolin tha Navy AT.....

 

.....im gonna PM u, Got somethin important ta show ya

 

P.S. By tha way, FEEL FREE TA USE MY SKIIINNNNZZ

[JediMaster 451]

It would be easier to say "we abandoned it" and any talk of ongoing work would be followed with "oh, if we were still working on it."

 

[FOTF 0]

abandon what?

 

I deny abandoning the confirmation of the denial.

[HrntFixr 4]

HrntFixr: Dave, how soon will a DS mod be made?

 

USAFMTL: I can't tell.

 

HrntFixr: You can tell me. I'm a moderator.

 

USAFMTL: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

 

HrntFixr: Well, can't you take a guess?

 

USAFMTL: Well, not for another two hours.

 

HrntFixr: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

USAFMTL: Surely you can't be serious?

 

HrntFixr: I am serious .... and don't call me Shirley.

 

USAFMTL: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

HrntFixr: Nervous?

 

USAFMTL: Yes.

 

HrntFixr: First time?

 

USAFMTL: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

HrntFixr:(talking to Wrench who has entered the room) Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can

 

HrntFixr:(to USAFMTL) have you ever made a multi-faceted mod before?

 

USAFMTL: No, never.

 

HrntFixr: s**t. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can make this mod.

 

Wrench: Get me someone who won't crack under pressure.

 

HrntFixr: How about Mister Rogers?

 

USAFMTL: Mayday! Mayday!

 

HrntFixr: What the heck is that?

 

Wrench: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

[+Dave 2,321]

OMFG that has made my day! Jim I am sending you a beer via mail.

[+Jarhead1 27]

LMAO, that made this walking talking lobster laugh, i like that , that was awesome, and for u all that are wondering, my battalion had a field meet friday and i god roasted to a nice golden red, lol

[JediMaster 451]

Captain, shouldn't we announce the mod now?

 

No...that's just what they're expecting us to do...

[eraser_tr 29]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your simming. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to make a mod?

[+Jarhead1 27]

Attn: All modders report to the captain IMMEDIATELY, that is all.........

[FastCargo 412]

Wrench: Just finished making the DS mod...finally!

 

USAFMTL: The DS...what is it?

 

HrntFixr (coming in late to the conversation): It's a little handheld game console, made by Nintendo, but that's not important right now.

 

Okay, it was funnier in my head...

 

FastCargo

[+Dave 2,321]

Wrench: Just finished making the DS mod...finally!

 

USAFMTL: The DS...what is it?

 

HrntFixr (coming in late to the conversation): It's a little handheld game console, made by Nintendo, but that's not important right now.

 

Okay, it was funnier in my head...

 

FastCargo

 

 

Dammit you beat me to it....LOL I loved it FC.

[eraser_tr 29]

err...I don't remember any line like that from airplane?

 

Jarhead, have you ever made a mod before?

[+Jarhead1 27]

NO, i am in no way smart enough to do it, i wish i could though, but i dont have the understanding or skill for it, i just adjust my ac that other people make to fit my tastes, little fixes, no way smart enough for modding on ur scale, but i sure wish

 

I was just joking around

[+Jarhead1 27]

But i do have lots and lots of respect for all of u out there that make them for us little guys to play with and enjoy

[eraser_tr 29]

.....that was an invitation for another modding-ized airplane line......

[+Jarhead1 27]

Blew that one didnt i, lol

[+Dave 2,321]

err...I don't remember any line like that from airplane?

 

Then you are truly not a fan.....

 

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.

Ted Striker: What is it?

Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

 

or

 

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[eraser_tr 29]

Surely you can't be serious.

 

I was referring to what jarhead said. It looked like a line, but not from airplane.

[+Dave 2,321]

Surely you can't be serious.

 

Yes I am serious and would you stop calling me Shirley!

[+Jarhead1 27]

Do we have clearance Clarence? Whats our vector Victor?

[HrntFixr 4]

Oh good lord what did i start!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[jtin 0]

Oh, nothing at all.

 

The mod shop:

 

 

 

No offense Shasman (or USAFMTL), you were the first to walk into the shop. It's all good.

 

(Sorry for bad image quality... base image off Wiki.)

Edited June 30, 2007 by jtin

[gerald14 0]

Gerald14: So is there a DS mod??

 

USAFMTL: No

 

Gerald14: Yes there is

 

USAFMTL:No there is not

 

Gerald14: Yes there is

 

USAFMTL: No there is not a DS mod!!!!

 

Gerald14: (Looks at USAFMTL with a evil idea)

Ok there is not

 

USAFMTL:Ok then

 

Gerald14:( Grabs a bucket of eels) Throws it at him

Yes there is!!!!

 

USAFMTL: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Eels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know my weakness???!!!!!

 

Gerald14: (Runs away)

[JediMaster 451]

USAFMTL: There will be most of the major planes and squadrons in theater, along with detailed campaign scenarios and single missions and a revised terrain. It will be released as soon as a couple of issues are worked out.

 

Gerald14: So you guys are working on a DS mod then?

 

USAFMTL: I can't tell you that. It's classified.