theres times a good joke just seems wrong

[+Dagger]

this would be so funny to do, but then again...

[+SkippyBing]

Years ago when I was training to work on Oil Rigs we were doing the explosives preparation phase. I was rigging up a line of dummy det cord to some dummy shaped charges, following the procedures for live explosives. Despite knowing they couldn't go off I jumped like a small girl when one of the instructors crept up behind me an yelled BANG! Everyone else thought it was funny though. B******s!

[WDH]

Once you hear and feel the explosion....the dangers over!That was what told to us by an OSHA/M&SA hazards material instructor back in 1995.Explaining,after we already moved 200 sodium nitrate 55 us gallon drums into a safe storage,by hand off the back an abandon '53ft dry van trailer in the middle of summer in SW Ohio,in full PPE and respirator.Yeah,got put off site for 2 days for "verbal insults" and "threating bodily harm" by yours truly.It was worth it!

 

Brady

[Rambler 1-1]

 

Timing: It makes or breaks the joke.

[Silverbolt]

[+krizis]

Silverbolt, can't live without your jokes! damn funny man!

[the test pilot]

i don't know if i really can laugh of this, without feeling like a monster.

 

but, watching me in the mirror............

 

i have to feel like a monster.

[Silverbolt]

oh, C'mon...that's funny as a hell

[WDH]

oh, C'mon...that's funny as a hell

 

Not really...lost a grandmother walking home from store through a crosswalk and was maimed that way.Lived two weeks not knowing if it was day or night.Like to forget but,for some reason "we" can't.

Edited December 8, 2008 by WDH

[the test pilot]

c'moon.

 

i like it.

 

but i want to live, and maybe reproduce myself.

 

EDIT

 

i didn't read about your granma, WDH

 

sorry about this.

Edited December 8, 2008 by the test pilot

[+krizis]

Hey didn't you see Happy Tree Friends? It's kinda popular here, in cold Russia ;-)

 

As for me, the last picture only shows stupidity of the teacher.

Edited December 8, 2008 by krizis

[WDH]

c'moon.

 

i like it.

 

but i want to live, and maybe reproduce myself.

 

EDIT

 

i didn't read about your granma, WDH

 

sorry about this.

 

Naw!It's okay!I can see "some" humor in it.But,just struck my brother wrong when he read it.No harm!Continue,pls!

[Caveman]

hey WDH i've been there...sept i was the driver...had nightmares for months lucklie the guy i hit lived... now i can laugh at those kinda jokes... it take time and the understanding that most ppl have no clue what its like... just thought i'd drop this for ur bother m8

[WDH]

hey WDH i've been there...sept i was the driver...had nightmares for months lucklie the guy i hit lived... now i can laugh at those kinda jokes... it take time and the understanding that most ppl have no clue what its like... just thought i'd drop this for ur bother m8

 

Hey M8,thanks and yeah it takes some healing.But,we'll get through it.Sorry to hear about you hurting too.Got to believe there's a reason for the way that things happen.Wish all of you, a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!Best wishes to you and your families.

 

Silverbolt,no hard feelings,ok?

 

Brady

Edited December 9, 2008 by WDH

[Silverbolt]

Hey M8,thanks and yeah it takes some healing.But,we'll get through it.Sorry to hear about you hurting too.Got to believe there's a reason for the way that things happen.Wish all of you, a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!Best wishes to you and your families.

 

Silverbolt,no hard feelings,ok?

 

Brady

 

 

Sorry for your Grandma... i didn't know that...btw....

@Krizis: Here is popular too hehe