need therapy

[Creaghorn 10]

today i had a pre season game. it was a doubleheader so i caught the first and played DH the second game. so in the second game i had a lot of time to sit in the dugout. it was really overcast and it rained a bit too. i looked up to the sky and thought, cool, looks exactly like in the game when it says towering clouds...

i looked to the trees around the field. the overall light mist. i thought, cool, looks exactly like in the game. i ended searching the sky for any specks, and then i thought, man wether you should quit chewing redman, or you should play the sim a little less. it's a virus. it's addictive. i need therapy. there should be a kind of warning on the package...

[RAF_Louvert 101]

"Hello. My name's Lou and I'm an OFFaholic.

 

"Hi Lou."

[Olham 164]

Creaghorn and Lou - as long as you take time OFF to talk about it, you're not completely lost to the world.

 

Olham; Therapist :umnik2:

Edited March 28, 2009 by Olham

[Winston DoRight 3]

Hello. My name's Winston and I'm an OFFaholic.

 

(crowd echos) Hi, Winston.

 

I haven't played OFF in the last 12 minutes. My wife first noticed a difference in me a few weeks ago and began to ask the following questions:

 

1. "Honey, why are you constantly looking backwards over your shoulder?"

2. "Dear, why are your hands sweating and shaking so much lately?"

3. "Sweety, you're talking in your sleep again, and just what exactly is an Albatros?"

4: "Darling, was that you in the family room late last night at 3:00am watching "The Red Baron" ........ again?"

 

and finally:

 

5. "You bastard! You spent how much on a new motherboard, CPU and video card?"

[Rickitycrate 10]

I must confess, I got it bad. I'm going to loose what few friends I have. I search the skies too and find they look like the OFF skies. I see a lot of hot air balloons and want to bring them down. I used to have the feeling at work, in a large building, that the DOOM demons were around the next corner. Lock me up but please don't take my Off from me.