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Oscar Mayer dead at 95

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Damn, what is it with the past couple of weeks?

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I think it was a few days ago.

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I think the powers that be are calling in all the cards as Armageddon nears. However, having Satan call upon Robert McNamara to devise a plan for his return probably isn't such a good team plan for Hell.

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I think the powers that be are calling in all the cards as Armageddon nears. However, having Satan call upon Robert McNamara to devise a plan for his return probably isn't such a good team plan for Hell.

 

Yes, but michael jackson more than offsets that disadvantage!

 

That explains Billy Mays, heaven needed someone to sell their strategy, just hopefully Farrah fawcet filled their ranks of 60's spies and they won't need to take sean connery

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Since Steve McNair was commiting adultry, Hell was quick to take him to throw their own Hail Mary if needed. Although since he was murdered, maybe Heaven forgave him and will allow him to make that 1 yard play in the Armageddon Bowl.

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OMG :lol:

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My guardian angel has a first name. It's O S C A R.

My guardian angel has a 2nd name. It's M A Y E R.

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That explains Billy Mays

 

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR JESUS!

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HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE'S BILLY!

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Satan: Damnit !!! I said Locust....not Grasshopper

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Satan: Damnit !!! I said Locust....not Grasshopper

 

But sir we are out of locusts. However we do have David Carridine.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE'S BILLY!

 

Hey! Leave Ed McMahon out of this......

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Hey! Leave Ed McMahon out of this......

 

Nope, he gets to be Red Crown :biggrin:

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Nope, he gets to be Red Crown :biggrin:

OMG dude you nailed that. :lol:

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Nuts! Now we'll never find out why Hot Dogs come in 8 paks and Hot Dog Buns come in 6. :biggrin:

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That's easy...ever bought any buns from Oscar Mayer? Or any hot dogs from Pepperidge Farm? :wink:

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