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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

 

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

 

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. :grin:

Posted (edited)

:rofl::lol::blink::drinks:

 

You sure it wasnt the drinks that where causing the issue??? What with the Newci Brown up there!!!

Edited by Slartibartfast

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