Dagger 21 Posted January 31, 2010 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really (edited for the young). She told him "Tomorrow morning,I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caesar 305 Posted January 31, 2010 Now THAT is funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted January 31, 2010 oldie but a goodie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted January 31, 2010 Aaaah what a good laugh to wake up to in the morning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted January 31, 2010 I have a friend named Bob with a wife that DOES need some weight monitoring......... Is the 200 in knots, mph or kmh...... Hou doe, Derk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TX3RN0BILL 3 Posted February 2, 2010 I have a friend named Bob with a wife that DOES need some weight monitoring......... Is the 200 in knots, mph or kmh...... Hou doe, Derk I think in this particular joke the intended value from the wife was mph whilst the "gift" measured lbs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
