UK_Widowmaker Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
Rickitycrate Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Could have been you WM but for that "touch of Panache!"
+Olham Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 My god, there, there... - what happened? Do you want to talk about it? Doctor's order: have a nice eve in your favourite pup with some favourite beer, and the comfort of other married men, eyh! Heads up, Widow. The clouds will pass.
UK_Widowmaker Posted March 20, 2010 Author Posted March 20, 2010 Hahaha...Thanks Olham. Just a jokey email I got this morning, so thought I'd post it!...Mrs Widowmaker is a lovely woman..and I have no complaints (well, it would be nice to Fart occasionally..but hey!)
Rickitycrate Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room.
UK_Widowmaker Posted March 20, 2010 Author Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room. Hahha..yep RC..best place to be after I have had my favourite Chicken Fajitas!!
Creaghorn Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room. i usually let it go secretly and if she smells it and asks, wether i have a selfeproud grin on my face or i'm just asking what the damn cat has eaten again
+Olham Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 I used to tell her to complain about the carbon oxide exhausted by the industry; and that my "by-product" was first class "Bio ware". Made her laugh.
Slartibartfast Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hmm I once asked a girl to marry me and she said no andI ride motorcycle's can't play golf as it spoils a good walk as to the rest well I havn't tried them yet...
+Hasse Wind Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Aren't you at all worried about being married with a Mrs. Widowmaker? Because if widows will be made, then who's the victim?
OvS Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother. OvS
+Olham Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Hasse Wind, I'm afraid he wanted to make "Hun Widows", when he took that name.
UK_Widowmaker Posted March 20, 2010 Author Posted March 20, 2010 Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother. OvS She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch)
Duce Lewis Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch) Don't worry, a good shopping trip should settle her nerves
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