OT Once upon a Time

[UK_Widowmaker]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

THE END

[Rickitycrate]

Could have been you WM but for that "touch of Panache!"

[Creaghorn]

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[+Olham]

My god, there, there... - what happened? Do you want to talk about it?

 

Doctor's order: have a nice eve in your favourite pup with some favourite beer,

and the comfort of other married men, eyh! Heads up, Widow.

The clouds will pass.

 

[UK_Widowmaker]

Hahaha...Thanks Olham.

Just a jokey email I got this morning, so thought I'd post it!...Mrs Widowmaker is a lovely woman..and I have no complaints (well, it would be nice to Fart occasionally..but hey!)

[Rickitycrate]

Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room.

[UK_Widowmaker]

Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room.

 

Hahha..yep RC..best place to be after I have had my favourite Chicken Fajitas!!

[Creaghorn]

Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room.

 

 

i usually let it go secretly and if she smells it and asks, wether i have a selfeproud grin on my face or i'm just asking what the damn cat has eaten again

[+Olham]

I used to tell her to complain about the carbon oxide exhausted by the industry;

and that my "by-product" was first class "Bio ware". Made her laugh.

[Slartibartfast]

Hmm I once asked a girl to marry me and she said no andI ride motorcycle's can't play golf as it spoils a good walk as to the rest well I havn't tried them yet...

[+Hasse Wind]

Aren't you at all worried about being married with a Mrs. Widowmaker? Because if widows will be made, then who's the victim?

[OvS]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot

and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

THE END

 

Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother.

 

 

OvS

[+Olham]

 

Hasse Wind, I'm afraid he wanted to make "Hun Widows", when he took that name.

[UK_Widowmaker]

Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother.

 

 

OvS

 

She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch)

[Duce Lewis]

She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch)

Don't worry, a good shopping trip should settle her nerves