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A Navy Chief joke.

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A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and

has the following exchange:

 

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I

got my 5th DUI.

 

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.

 

Officer: The car is stolen?

Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the

owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

 

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the

woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

 

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.

The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the

driver to handle the tense situation:

 

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

 

Captain: Whose car is this?

Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

 

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a

gun in it?

 

Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

 

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's

a body in it.

 

Navy Chief: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

 

Captain: I don't understand it.

The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,

stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead

body in the trunk.

 

Navy Chief: Yeah, I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.

 

Heh, heh, heh........

 

Navy Chief

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I know Mchale was an officer.....but I liked the show when it was on tv!!

 

The character he played was more like a CPO than a officer!

 

Navy Chief

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I know Mchale was an officer.....but I liked the show when it was on tv!!

 

The character he played was more like a CPO than a officer!

 

Navy Chief

more than likely he was a mustang...I recall in one show something was said about that..

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Chief,

Do you remember Don Rickles' show, COP Sharkey? I knew and worked for Chiefs like that. They were the rudest intolerent men I have ever met and what I learned from them was invaluble, because if you belonged to them you were taken good care of. Even if you didn't know it at the time.

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