navychief 1 Posted September 19, 2004 A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Navy Chief: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Navy Chief: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Navy Chief: Yeah, I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too. Heh, heh, heh........ Navy Chief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
navychief 1 Posted September 19, 2004 I know Mchale was an officer.....but I liked the show when it was on tv!! The character he played was more like a CPO than a officer! Navy Chief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scout_51 0 Posted September 19, 2004 I know Mchale was an officer.....but I liked the show when it was on tv!! The character he played was more like a CPO than a officer! Navy Chief more than likely he was a mustang...I recall in one show something was said about that.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
navychief 1 Posted September 19, 2004 Now THAT would make absolute sense of things! NC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 629 Posted September 20, 2004 LOLOL we have the same joke in hebrew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted September 21, 2004 Chief, Do you remember Don Rickles' show, COP Sharkey? I knew and worked for Chiefs like that. They were the rudest intolerent men I have ever met and what I learned from them was invaluble, because if you belonged to them you were taken good care of. Even if you didn't know it at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
