+daddyairplanes 10,247 Posted March 9, 2011 that does it. due to recent events (Spinners lozenge camoflage, the new layout for forums , and Lexx Luthors fascination with the fat lady from Total Recall) we have to institute mandatory urinalysis for CA members. substances tested for include but are not limited to marijuana, cocaine, opiates, narcotics to include prescriptions including oxycotin, alcohol, nicotine, caffiene (coffe based, soda based and even chai tea based) all are required to give a sample if official sample cups are not available then a substitute such as a gatorade bottle may be used. once furnished all samples shall be sent to Dave. if he shall burn his fingers removing your sample from the box you shall be considered "hot" and subject to clowning. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,247 Posted March 9, 2011 yes that was a long convoluted way of saying there is some crazy sh!t goin on here lately, not to mention the forum/layout format is confusing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted March 9, 2011 So a SPAM can is Ok for a sample container? I just don´t want anyone to think it is the other kind of SPAMand suddenly, some random member gets my sample mailed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,247 Posted March 10, 2011 So a SPAM can is Ok for a sample container? I just don´t want anyone to think it is the other kind of SPAMand suddenly, some random member gets my sample mailed so long as you seal it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 10, 2011 Ah crap, here we go again.....BUT I'm not watching any of you pee....again..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,247 Posted March 10, 2011 whats bad is you know how some are more random than random? yea thats been me too. aint done nuthin whole career yet always picked for the dance. even my first reserve drill when i wasnt on the rolls yet. and sadly i had just pissed 20 min before being called into the conference room and locked down................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 10, 2011 whats bad is you know how some are more random than random? yea thats been me too. aint done nuthin whole career yet always picked for the dance. even my first reserve drill when i wasnt on the rolls yet. and sadly i had just pissed 20 min before being called into the conference room and locked down................ When I was an MTL at Sheppard AFB back in 2001-2006, well one year all the tech school airmen had to be pee tested after they got back from Christmas break. There were over 550 airmen in my squadron alone. It was a long long day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,247 Posted March 10, 2011 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
