OT... But Widowmaker will like it...

[Slartibartfast 153]

Found while roaming the interweb thingie...

 

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

 

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.

 

ROTTWEILER: Make me!

 

LAB: Oh, me,me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?!!!

 

GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Boder Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

JACK RUSSEL TERRIER: Ill just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

DOBERMAN: While its dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

 

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

 

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right here...

 

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving, who cares?

 

AUSTRALIAN SHEPARD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

 

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZzZzZzZZz.z..z...z...z.z.z...z

 

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is : How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

Edited June 29, 2011 by Slartibartfast

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

hahahaha

 

Scarily accurate too

Edited June 29, 2011 by UK_Widowmaker

[+Muesli 2,161]

[Derk 265]

I like it too, added something about my Newfoundlanders and will tell my cat .....

 

Houdoe,

 

Derk

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