+Dave Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Looking for opportunities to excel in the world? Wish to wage war against the American infidels? Go to strange and new lands, meet interesting people and then declare Jihad on them? Then apply now as the second in command of Al Queda!!! Yes folks, this is an opportunity of a life time. You can help lead the #1 terrorist organization in the WORLD. We offer: 1. Full dental coverage 2. Access to your own private Camel 3. Whole life insurance 4. All the virgins you can handle 5. Your own TV network Yes apply today....... http://openchannel.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/05/12070068-deputy-al-qaida-leader-killed-in-pakistan-drone-strike-white-house-confirms?chromedomain=worldnews?lite Just do not plan on long term employment.... Quote
Stick Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 GAAHHAAA On second thoughts, I don't like virgins. Quote
Slartibartfast Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 (edited) What no offer of a Goat what are they expecting infidels ??? But yeah rock on on removing him... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfResyFrqlM Well someon had to do it... Edited June 6, 2012 by Slartibartfast 1 1 Quote
+Brain32 Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 We offer: 1. Full dental coverage 2. Access to your own private Camel 3. Whole life insurance 4. All the virgins you can handle 5. Your own TV network Far more than what you get on average job today... Just do not plan on long term employment.... Some things are no different however... Quote
eraser_tr Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Job requirements: Fluency in religious gibberish mandatory. Ability to maintain crazed and violent look in eyes. Must be willing to wear bullseye for flying killer robots. Familiarity with beat up VHS cameras and tapes a plus. Literacy not required. Personal hygiene optional. Quote
B52STRATO Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Camouflage technique. The beard can escape the attention by making you look like a mountain goat, while the smell repels the infidels. Quote
+Muesli Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 Uhhum.... Why do all of these assholes always turn up to be in Pakistan??? I thought Pakistan was 'on our side', and I really find it disturbing that the US keeps pumping billions of dollars in that country. They clearly have no intention of getting rid of Al-Qaeda bigshots themselves but keep harrassing the efforts to wipe them off the globe ourselves... So, they clearly want the money but not the responsibilities? Stop funding, stop talking and start cleaning house! Quote
hrc Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 All candidates with recommendation letter from CIA and experience from field trips in Saudi Arabia will automatically go into second round of testing.:ph34r: Quote
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