A Tail of two Crocodiles :)

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Thames in London .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids... I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same ...as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the Thames near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'

[+RAVEN 414]

Croc's eat junk food?

[+Piecemeal 450]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdk1a3z7X1E

[Nesher 629]

haha

[+ST0RM 145]

The office loved it. Thanks!!!

[+Jug 99]

What is left of British politicians may be true, however, in the same circumstance with American politicians, there is nothing left and the poor croc would have starved to death.