Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted December 1, 2016 The itinerant funeral of Fidel Castro this week, on the paths of his revolution, reminded me of an old joke. A very old one indeed. - - - - - - During the guerilla warfare in the Cuban mountains, a CIA agent tries to infiltrate a Castrist camp. Dressed as a guerillero, he furtively joins the last ranks of a column of Castro's famous barbudos marching across the mountains. But at the camp's gate, all of the guerilleros, in turn, point their wooly beard before the sentry, saying "¡Barbudo!" as a password. Problem for the spy: he's totally beardless! Yet he chooses to risk his all, marches to the sentry, points his smooth chin, and says in a loud voice "¡Barbudo!". Then discretely opening his zipper, he lets a quick glimpse of his hairy pubes and whispers: "Secret service!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted December 2, 2016 (edited) That reminds me of another joke... Fidel decides to visit an asylum, to show that he is truly a man of the people. While touring the facility, he encounters an obviously insane man building a rather magnificent castle, out of manure. Fidel stops and asks the man what he is doing, and the man responds, "Why, I am building progressivism!" Fidel considers this, and plays along, by launching into a twenty minute speech on how the nation must come together as one and move forward towards socialism, and utimately, to communisim. The man appears to agree with him, and yells to a colleague "Jose! Bring me ten more wheel barrels of shit! We're now going to build communisim!" Edited December 2, 2016 by Fubar512 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+whiteknight06604 934 Posted December 2, 2016 (edited) i think the funny thing is that Castro lived as long as he did. it was a cruel joke on all of humanity that that vile POS didn't die a long lingering painful death at a young age. Edited December 2, 2016 by whiteknight06604 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Gepard 11,289 Posted December 5, 2016 (edited) Okay, Castro jokes. Here one from East Germany. Castro, Obama and Jesus sitting on the beach. Jesus stand up, goes to the water and then some steps over the water, before he came back to the beach and said to Castro "Now its your turn." Castro stand up, goes to the water and then some steps ove the water, before he came back to the beach and said to Obama "Now its your turn." Obama stand up, goes to the water, make one step and sinks into the water. Jesus leans to Castro and wispers: "Shall we tell him where the stones are hidden under the water?" Castro replied in astonishment: "Which stones?" Edited December 5, 2016 by Gepard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
