Does the USAF have a waiting list?

[+daddyairplanes 10,243]

as answered on Quora:

Yes.

Due to airframe and pilot availability, there is now a 2 week waiting list to be bombed. Please be patient, continue to do the atrocious things that have earned you the benefit of the most vigorous air campaign delivery service in history, and we will be with you in the order you popped up in the news cycle.

Gold star members in the nuclear club will continue to recieve priority service with delivery in 30 minutes or less.

[+Gunrunner 314]

Yeah, that's why if you are relatively close to open water, you'd better go with the Navy these days, they deliver not only from planes but ships also.

Or you could go with UPS, but they require you to be here to sign for delivery.

Edited May 23, 2018 by Gunrunner

[+Gepard 11,303]

Dont worry.

In Germany we have a minister of defence who has more own children than combat ready Eurofighters.

[+guuruu 5,909]

2 hours ago, Gepard said:

In Germany we have a minister of defence who has more own children than combat ready Eurofighters.

You are lucky guyz, we had in Poland minister that even UFO-guyz called him 'strange' ;-)

[+Gepard 11,303]

Really? But dont count to much on us in a conflict with Russia. We have weapons for only 4 EuFis. Wheny they have shooten their missiles we must throw with cotton balls.

Edited May 25, 2018 by Gepard

[+daddyairplanes 10,243]

7 hours ago, Gepard said:

Wheny they have shooten their missiles we must throw with cotton balls.

well, that should be sufficient if the Kuznetsov passes through the Baltic.

rather suprised the bear hasnt figured out to play with the valve control gas flow to Europe rather than play with the sabre tho

[+daddyairplanes 10,243]

Huh?

[shotdown 8]

On 25/5/2018 at 6:08 PM, daddyairplanes said:

well, that should be sufficient if the Kuznetsov passes through the Baltic.

rather suprised the bear hasnt figured out to play with the valve control gas flow to Europe rather than play with the sabre tho

They've probably thought about that already and decided it would be bad for business. I mean, just imagine european countries get bored of that game and decide to buy gas somewhere else.