Thank you Chaps!
Before you ask "Did you get what you wanted for your Birthday?"...the answer has to be NO!
No Radio Controlled Spitfire
NO Sopwith Snipe
NO picture of Becky Mankin (tits out!)
NO Fishing Rod that folds down to the size of a Ballpoint Pen
NO Back copies of 'Razzle' (featuring some Blonde Tart on a Horse)
NO Bottle of Traditional Northumbrian Mead
NO Studded Thong (with the studs on the inside!)
AND... I appear to be without my traditional present of an industrial size drum of Hand Cream, and my Box of mansize Tissues!!!
It's a Disaster!
Saved only by my Wife taking me out for a meal, to a pub that serves Old Speckled Hen...and she's Driving!...So not a total washout!