UK_Widowmaker

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses

Frying him wont bring his victims back

Border Collies Parky, rather than Shelties...but yes...Compulsory! :)

Tragic...especially when Children are the victims. Some people are just nuts...all you can think really!....I would love to spout on about 'Gun Law'....but, as this sometimes occurs in the UK, where we aren't allowed Guns...kinda blunts that argument. RIP

Thanks Guys...you will always be afforded a warm Northumbrian welcome should you choose to return! (with a few bottles of 'Sheepdog' thrown in for good measure!) Lou...your knowledge of Northumberland is very impressive!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18901522

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3wJslaHTuk&feature=relmfu

LOL...the Creationists are bleating on about the 'Existance of a Sun'...but, I don't believe all that nonsense

"The CFS3 instant death was also a hard code issue and is also overhauled. You can now stay in sim after crashing and watch the ensuing events around you." Music to my ears!!!!!

hmmm...more of the same old, same old I reckon :(

About bloody time!...get your kit...you're on patrol in FIVE Minutes!! (welcome back)

BORDER COLLIE!....YAY!! Yup...I'm a Collie Nut too!...have fun...and hold on to your hat! If you're on facebook...join our Campaign https://www.facebook.com/RecognitionForTheBorderColliesHeritage

I never fix what aint broken. Drivers for Graphics cards come out so damned often, that I learnt long ago..that unless you're some kind of 'tweak-nut'...you're best off only doing so, when absolutely necessary (IMHO)

defo 2 weeks

Amen to that

I must admit.... I can't fathom why so many people followed that path!...they musta been really pi$$ed about their lives!

Hi Ras...wondered where you'd gone!

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-8/download Can anyone see the point of it? XP was good.... Windows 7 is better...so, why upgrade anytime soon?

The fact I havent...has prevented me from doing the same! (I look more like Worzel Gummidge!) (not really me btw)

http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/ use it all the time

Hi olham..sorry, I deleted my post..as it was a really dumb question!...lol

Absolutely...it's been proven many, many times...check this out..(lots of youtube videos about the Milgram experiment http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

+ we get a Snipe! (I can't take much more of this)