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So I'm dating a masseuse....
Muesli
No you're not!
Aintry
I had enough sense not to count on being believed. Lol.
I commented about the age thingy. you're never too old to date beautiful women!
There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
I do like raisins!
JediMaster
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...
Did he fire six shots or only five?
macelena
Do you feel lucky?
Pardon me, stewardess, I speak jive.
ain't got no brains, anyhow
You're go to continue powered descent.
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah...
Trying to keep the cat from breaking wind.
Jake will not eat yellow snow, though he knows people who will.
You're gonna die up there.
I can do that AND chew gum.
We've got our work cut out for us. Well, you do, anyway.
Veal was tonight's mystery meat.
We emerged from the mental fog, somehow, and wound up at K-Mart.
This one goes to eleven....
Rocket science really is rocket science.
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow.
That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha.
Boy, you really am a wundah.
Jake has all the loving sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Jake is not a finger-puller.
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