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NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear. Our two chief weapons are surprise, and fear, and a ruthless effeciency. Our three...I'll come in again.

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NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. ARGH! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, these bright red robes.... Ohhhhh!!!

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Calm down, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.

Baked beans are off!

Can I have spam instead?

You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam?

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There's a man we call our leader

Who is brave and fine and mad

And will follow him forever

Though his mental state is bad.

 

We'll die for him in sunshine,

We'll die for him in rain,

Though we all know he's got swelling

On the front part of his brain.

 

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-Do you use any special equipment while selling insurance?

Posted

lifes a piece of s**t when you look at it

keep on the brite side of life

 

 

oh it's so wonderful to have a penis

it's delightfull to have a dong

from tiniest of tuggers to the worlds biggest prick

Posted

It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

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