charlielima 328 Posted April 28, 2009 My Squady told me this at the station today, and it's too good to keep to myself. The name of your first pet = the first name. The name of the street you were raised on = the last name. 2 dobbies so mine is either Gerta Cornell or Sonny Cornell (Drive?). This could be usefull for a nom de plum tool. :ph34r: CL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted April 28, 2009 When I was in the industry, I went under the name Dick Steel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Even back when I was a little boy, I was always found of using the name "Cadillac Jones" if I ever made it into the industry. Edited April 28, 2009 by ironroad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted April 28, 2009 Then there was the great Taiwanese star, Long Duck Dong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted April 28, 2009 Then there was the great Taiwanese star, Long Duck Dong. Lets not forget the list of moves... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1888183149674684788 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlielima 328 Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Achtung Gruppen! First name is your first pet, non human that is. Last name was the street that you were raised on. Vlad Voyeour, Oops. I ment, :ph34r: CL Edited April 28, 2009 by charlielima Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted April 28, 2009 There was a kid in school named Dick Cox... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastCargo 412 Posted April 28, 2009 Just met a Capt McCracken today. Call sign..."Lick". Of course, back in the day they called me Ivan Awsumtul. FC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Zurawski 33 Posted April 28, 2009 Hmmm.... "Spooky Maplecrest" doesn't really give much of a feeling of virility or sexual prowess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlielima 328 Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Hmmm.... "Spooky Maplecrest" doesn't really give much of a feeling of virility or sexual prowess... Unfortunatly this "tool" generates a name that may not be specific to your gender Thats why there are teddies and babydolls. :ph34r: CL Edited April 28, 2009 by charlielima Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted April 28, 2009 We had a Col Richard Head. No Bs. When I was making Irish porn I was Miles O'toole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted April 28, 2009 There was a kid in school named Dick Cox... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+331Killerbee 840 Posted April 28, 2009 What is My Porn Stars Name? All the Female ones.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted April 28, 2009 Well I had been Morton Penis ( short "e" ). But the director said it was too direct. So then I went with Buck Naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlielima 328 Posted April 28, 2009 What is My Porn Stars Name? All the Female ones.......... Your Porn Star Name. Not your porn STAR's name. :ph34r: CL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted April 28, 2009 So then I went with Buck Naked. who do you think you are, George Costanza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted April 28, 2009 Hey, notice how Zur magically appears when sex-related threads are started? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jarhead1 27 Posted April 28, 2009 Dave, when I was still out at Camp Pendleton, there was a Corpsman that worked in the BAS, and her last name was Guzler. And of course, her rank was an E-3, AKA Seaman, lol. She got a LOT of s**t for that last name. My porn name would be Brute Miller, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest a10boar Posted April 28, 2009 We had a Col Richard Head. No Bs. When I was making Irish porn I was Miles O'toole. Had a teacher way back in high school and had the same name.Wanted us to call him "Dick".OHN! Using the formula stated,I would be "Miss Kitty Sandy Hill"!Not cool!Need to take a shower now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Zurawski 33 Posted April 28, 2009 Hey, notice how Zur magically appears when sex-related threads are started? Yeah... well... the "lack-there-of"... tends to make my hyper-sensitive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Zurawski 33 Posted April 28, 2009 When I worked loss prevention for a local Best Buy... There was a Michael Hunt who worked in the audio department. ... I have to confess... It took super human restraint to not page him as Mike... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted April 28, 2009 Dave, when I was still out at Camp Pendleton, there was a Corpsman that worked in the BAS, and her last name was Guzler. And of course, her rank was an E-3, AKA Seaman, lol. She got a LOT of s**t for that last name. My porn name would be Brute Miller, lol. THAT'S IT, I'M DONE! NO MAS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted April 28, 2009 Going by the Pet/Street name mine would have been Spike Beech. But I prefer the name I would sign out equipment in the Navy, by direction of course, Richard "Dick" Shagnasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scouserlad13 0 Posted April 28, 2009 My name is TOBY LAWTON... thats a crap name Lets just pretend my pets name was Big Ding Any my street name was Dong Street Thue equaling.... BIG DING DONG Much better i think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremiah Weed 0 Posted April 28, 2009 I lived on so many streets, Wesley Cruise Missile Lane http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source...mp;t=h&z=16 I actually lived on the corner, not on it, but too relevant and cool not to use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
