OT First the iPhone...now this!

[UK_Widowmaker]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

 

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[+Stary]

UK_Widowmaker,

 

you made my day!

[+Muesli]

Left nipple:

-Press: on and off

-twist: sound volume

 

Right nipple:

-Press: play or pause

-twist: previous/next song

 

Recharge batteries: jiggle bewbies or just run your block.....

[+Olham]

Widowmaker, I don't know know where you get all your funny bits,

but you're definitely a true Englishman - humour above everything! Good one!

Edited September 15, 2009 by Olham

[Creaghorn]

good it's an i pod now. some years ago it was only tuning tokyo

[Hauksbee]

...because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

...and after they go to such lengths to keep them out sight! Bad ol' us.

[Badfrank]

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics

[Hauksbee]

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics

Apple has deemed this to be proprietary technology, including the 'look and feel', and as a result, is delaying the release of photos.

[DarthRevan]

LOL

[Silverbolt]

:rofl:

 

 

[+Muesli]

Or wear this...

 

http://danicar.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/apple-bra.jpg

 

And ehm....

 

http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/ipod_bra.jpg

[Typhoon]

I believe the first song available for the new itit is:

"The Hills are Alive With the Sound of Music"

[UK_Widowmaker]

or 'Boobie Nights' by Heatwave!