UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted September 15, 2009 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Stary 2,428 Posted September 15, 2009 UK_Widowmaker, you made my day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Muesli 2,167 Posted September 15, 2009 Left nipple: -Press: on and off -twist: sound volume Right nipple: -Press: play or pause -twist: previous/next song Recharge batteries: jiggle bewbies or just run your block..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted September 15, 2009 (edited) Widowmaker, I don't know know where you get all your funny bits, but you're definitely a true Englishman - humour above everything! Good one! Edited September 15, 2009 by Olham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaghorn 10 Posted September 15, 2009 good it's an i pod now. some years ago it was only tuning tokyo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hauksbee 103 Posted September 15, 2009 ...because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ...and after they go to such lengths to keep them out sight! Bad ol' us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badfrank 5 Posted September 15, 2009 This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hauksbee 103 Posted September 15, 2009 This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics Apple has deemed this to be proprietary technology, including the 'look and feel', and as a result, is delaying the release of photos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Muesli 2,167 Posted September 15, 2009 Or wear this... http://danicar.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/apple-bra.jpg And ehm.... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/ipod_bra.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoon 5 Posted September 17, 2009 I believe the first song available for the new itit is: "The Hills are Alive With the Sound of Music" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted September 17, 2009 or 'Boobie Nights' by Heatwave! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
