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The Beer Prayer ... I just this and had to post it.

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I don't drink alcohal (I get crazy enough drinking soda)

 

So I know a number of you would love this. I just saw this and it begged to be posted here on combatACE. Enjoy.

 

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Two beer of not two beer...

 

(Shakesbeer)

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Replace the crucifix with the bottle opener. The altar with rthe bar. The tabernacle with the jar for boiled eggs. The confessional with the men's urinals. The "Amen!" with the "Burps!". The holiest psalms with the crappiest barrack-room songs. The first communion with the first binge drinking. The All Saint's Day with the Oktoberfest. And then you could say you've created a new religion. "Burps!"

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