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Deuces

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  1. Deuces Effects Pack #2

  2. Random Thoughts

    I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? There is a great need for sarcasm font. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Was learning cursive really necessary? Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night." "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  3. My repaint is an entire tileset. warthog, I have two files at my site. Make sure you get both http://www.sfmods.com/terrain.html
  4. Random Thoughts

    Why does the Kool Aid guy need to wear pants?
  5. Random Thoughts

    Whiteout the movie, Kate Beckinsale in a parka? No thanks.
  6. Random Thoughts

    Nice find Fates A few more: How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? Bad decisions make good stories. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
  7. Great shot Gustav (Farmer)! Your screens are some of my favorites
  8. The Terrain Editor Thread

    The question should be "what kind of round should I load into my pistol before I load the terrain editor"?
  9. Ah but it is my friend. It's no secret my shots are highly Photoshopped TW shots. It's actually a legacy WOV shot. Here's the original- Thanks Dave and IRoad.
  10. This is pretty cool. Tried it out and it worked from 287 miles away. Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot From your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
  11. AA- Try this change and for future color changes refer to this little tool I did many moons ago. http://www.sfmods.com/rgbtool.html From this: ParticleColor[01].Time=0.000000 ParticleColor[01].Value=1.0000,1.0000,0.50000,1.00000 ParticleColor[02].Time=0.3500000 ParticleColor[02].Value=0.20000,0.1000,0.0000,0.0100000 ParticleColor[03].Time=0.6 ParticleColor[03].Value=0.0000,0.0000,0.100000,0.000000 To this: ParticleColor[01].Time=0.000000 ParticleColor[01].Value=0.5382,0.7956,0.975,1.00000 ParticleColor[02].Time=0.3500000 ParticleColor[02].Value=0.20000,0.3978,0.7956,0.0100000 ParticleColor[03].Time=0.6 ParticleColor[03].Value=0.5382,0.7956,0.975,0.000000
  12. FCAF-That F-4B shot is by far the most beautiful straight from game screenshot I've ever seen. Just amazing
  13. There is no SAMAirburstEffect in the ParticleSystem, in was created way back in 2004.
  14. Sorry , picked the wrong verb or adjective, I sucked in English. There are plenty of bright minds here. Someone will figure it out I'm sure.
  15. There is nothing broke with the YAP2 helos. The problem is you're trying to use them in SF2 for which they were never intended to be used in. You can try to email their support but since it's not YAP that's broke you will most likely need to figure it out on your own.
  16. Not sure this has been posted before but tons of great walk around images can be found here. http://www.primeportal.net/home.htm
  17. I lead none and follow less. If 52 is the young one, we need an AARP mafia But back on topic. Brain and Stary took on and accomplished quite a feat with their re-tile and GH2. The challenge of using Sat. images of the area is no small one. You have to keep in mind that he basically had to take samplings of an area or two or three and tile a country. This is a most difficult task since there can be so much diversity across such a large area. Couple that with finding samplings that avoid showing the 35+year change in the area and you can imagine how hard it can be. Are the colors off? Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on what area you're comparing it to as it relates to his samplings area. Simply put, it's a miles ahead of the box version. Then Stary had to play Johnny Appleseed and Bob Villa in the area. Until you've done or tried this, it's impossible to comprehend the magnitude of this mod. All I can say is job well done guys and, speaking from experience, I can appreciate the amount of work that went on behind the curtain.
  18. Grandfather? After celebrating 22nd anniversery of my 30th birthday last month, you just made me feel older. .....and being any kind of a father has not been proven... legally.
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