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  1. Deuces Effects Pack #2

  2. My repaint is an entire tileset. warthog, I have two files at my site. Make sure you get both http://www.sfmods.com/terrain.html
  3. Random Thoughts

    Why does the Kool Aid guy need to wear pants?
  4. Random Thoughts

    Whiteout the movie, Kate Beckinsale in a parka? No thanks.
  5. Random Thoughts

    Nice find Fates A few more: How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? Bad decisions make good stories. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
  6. Great shot Gustav (Farmer)! Your screens are some of my favorites
  7. Random Thoughts

    I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? There is a great need for sarcasm font. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Was learning cursive really necessary? Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night." "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  8. The Terrain Editor Thread

    The question should be "what kind of round should I load into my pistol before I load the terrain editor"?
  9. Ah but it is my friend. It's no secret my shots are highly Photoshopped TW shots. It's actually a legacy WOV shot. Here's the original- Thanks Dave and IRoad.
  10. AA- Try this change and for future color changes refer to this little tool I did many moons ago. http://www.sfmods.com/rgbtool.html From this: ParticleColor[01].Time=0.000000 ParticleColor[01].Value=1.0000,1.0000,0.50000,1.00000 ParticleColor[02].Time=0.3500000 ParticleColor[02].Value=0.20000,0.1000,0.0000,0.0100000 ParticleColor[03].Time=0.6 ParticleColor[03].Value=0.0000,0.0000,0.100000,0.000000 To this: ParticleColor[01].Time=0.000000 ParticleColor[01].Value=0.5382,0.7956,0.975,1.00000 ParticleColor[02].Time=0.3500000 ParticleColor[02].Value=0.20000,0.3978,0.7956,0.0100000 ParticleColor[03].Time=0.6 ParticleColor[03].Value=0.5382,0.7956,0.975,0.000000
  11. FCAF-That F-4B shot is by far the most beautiful straight from game screenshot I've ever seen. Just amazing

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