UK_Widowmaker

We just Know it as 'Kaboom'

We can alas, only speculate...but I suspect, it will be remarkable

Thank you...yes, she was just back from the Vet's when that was taken...she had a bad stomach bug...so feeling sorry for herself! Yes, PLEASE try and find time for that Documentary...it's one of the best I have ever seen!...and some gorgeous Chihuahua's in it for you to enjoy too

You're f*cked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo

It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait a while for the dust to settle. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually". Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle Bitch for 20 years. Forget Iceland debt and they will switch the volcano off. What I want to know is, if there is ash everywhere, do I still need to go outside for a smoke?

Jeez!.....well, don't blame us if your asses get burned boys!!!...that's madness!....great shots!!

Brilliant mission..though I may have done something wrong? When I start on the flight deck...its at the same height as the sea?...but after take off..I look back, and I can see the whole ship. I think I installed it as per instructions, but a bit of advice would be most welcome

If you want to watch a fantastic Documentary about Dogs...go to youtube, and look for 'The Secret life of the Dog' A five part documentary, lasting 1 hr in total...will blow you away!!!

Nice Dogs m8...but watch out for my Killer!! I love all dogs, but I am very fond of my Collie...she's lovely

The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg- laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.' 'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher. 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!' 'Very good,' said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.' 'That was a fine story Sarah.' Michael, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.' 'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?' 'Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

The Jasta 18 & 26 are particularly good skins Olham...really nice work there sir!

Heading out on a Two Man Patrol...wonder what today will bring...victory?....or a ghastly Death?

One even has a go at his Handler!...ouch Dogs, once again proving how damned useful they can be to Man

I think it may have already happened!...she did had rather hairy legs as I recall

Would appear that Isreal is taking the threat of Iran very seriously (wise move) You don't really use Submarines or Frigates to target Palestinian Insurgency......and as for Isreal Targetting Europe?...Utterly Ridiculous!......Isreal would be vaporised in minutes!

That's true...but at least only the Women wear Skirts in England

Lots of new SE5a skins to come methinks?

Well, my friends often comment, that I wake up speaking Bollox! (or was it Spouting Bollox).....can never remember!

Does little to make you feel Patriotic.................. I Hope?

You think YOU had it bad!??

Yeah...You're lucky!....enjoy.

I agree, that's a really good screenshot.....and like Scouseair has said, I don't think we have seen that aircraft in a shot before? So, come on lads...lets get some shots up of the lesser known aircraft?...Always nice to see new things

A friend of mine has a 12 yr old Girl, and my son is 12 also. We were comparing the slight differences in bringing up children of different sexes. Whilst we both agreed, that the 'core' ways are the same (Good Manners, Politeness, self worth...etc etc)...there are also a few unique attributes between the way Boys and Girls are brought up...although, this also varies widely between individual Children I think, and also of course, whether you are a mother or father, and how that is different too. (as you can guess...it was a long conversation, over a few ales!) The interesting thing, was that because I have no experience of bringing up a daughter, and likewise he has none of a son...it then progressed to a "What if your Daughter, started to date My Son?" This is where (probably due to too much beer) we both started to get rather defensive. His feelings were of "I wouldn't want anyone making out with my Daughter, or hurting her in any way...or god forbid, getting her pregnant at too young an age"....all, of course perfectly understandable concerns, which I relate to perfectly. I too, was protective of the Male Contingent, saying "I wouldn't like my son entrapped by a gold digging two timing hussy" Two more beers were ordered, and the conversation degenerated still further! "So, are you implying that my daughter is a Gold Digging Hussy then" (slurred speech by now!) "Well Steve...You were the guy who implied my son would even want to get your Daughter Pregnant".... knocking Pint off table by accident!!........which thankfully stalled the conversation...we both looked at each other, and laughed! We both realised the next day...that Children are the real reason we are here!..... they will never be perfect...there will always be upsets, difficulties, tantrums, naughtyness, annoyances, rows between couples as to the best way of doing things, mess, door slamming, loud awful music, cheek, answering back.......... but when all is said and done, we are reborn in them....they carry through our gentetics.....and even when we die.....a little piece of us, will live forever. It's a sobering thought. Parents I know, who have 'been through it'...and I sometimes look up at them in awe....as my son enters his teenage years..(which always brings a sympathetic Groan from the been there, done that parents)...all tell me, that you never stop being a parent!...it doesn't end, when they go off to University, or move to another city to get a job, or get married....nothing really changes at all!....you still worry about them, you still think about them a large proportion of your life. And then (as some joyous sounding people on this forum have said)...you become a Grandparent perhaps! So, what did the other nights Drinking session teach me? Simple Never discuss Politics, religion....or your Kids, when two parts gone! Guess what?.....My parents told me that!.....and as a Typical son....I took no notice whatsoever!....until it happened....and I sat there thinking "Mum, Dad....you were right all along!

I suspect, they probably remembered it as Enemy Combatants playing around like Naughty Schoolboys