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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. I never thought we would see individual skins in P3..and we did! I was wondering if individual skins for wingmen was possible too?
  2. haha Morris...I was thinking the same thing, as I plummeted 5,000 ft into the Ground!
  3. "Otto!...Get the repair kit ready...I'm coming in!!"
  4. Looking at the four of them, I would say they are the ones with 'Learning Difficulties' rather than their unfortunate victim. Sadly, I sometimes think my father was correct, in that "There is nothing like a good World War, to get rid of societies detritus...all the countries thicko's, usually end up trained, shipped..and dead within months!" Harsh words indeed...but, I vote for hard Labour at the very least!
  5. We knew you wouldn't be able to resist Lou! (welcome back m8)
  6. 4:00am start with Fishing tomorrow...it's way too hot by 10:30am!...I love summer
  7. Typical Airline Industry cheapskates....Why are there no Runway over-run preventative measures in place?...ah yes, of course..Too Expensive no doubt..I mean, lets face it..it's only 160 people isn't it?...hardly worth it really
  8. YEAH!!! http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/weirdoddandquirkystories/There-are-many-ways-to.6301235.jp
  9. Olham will be pleased on his return from Holiday...great vid m8
  10. I love Lawyers..Honest!...despite what I said last night...it wasn't me..honest Slarti... PLEASE DONT SUE!!!!
  11. Bad crack m8...I actually did one of the extensive driving courses...got in a car on Monday, having never driven before...passed my test on the Friday afternoon! Things happen for a reason...you sound like a jolly nice chap, and you have probably avoided a lifetime of Leechiness...working for a bunch of Ambulance chasing Bastards!!! Remember...the reason they bury Lawyers 8 foot down instead of six...is because, deep down they're nice people!...f*** 'em all (and yes...I am pissed up!) ...on a heady mix of Old Speckled Hen, Black Sheep...and a couple of cocktails...so disregard everything I just said!
  12. I will certainly look you up if I'm ever there m8....and of course, if you ever want to party Geordie Style..let me know!!!
  13. I will make an exception in his case http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/7743830/North-Korea-condemned-by-world-powers-over-torpedo-attack.html
  14. A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' ‘The second rose is from my nurse, she assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the Burns Unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears'
  15. All the best for a speedy recovery
  16. All very good chaps!
  17. Hahahahahaha....Brilliant guys!!
  18. Took this photo of my Collie this afternoon and thought it might be a good Caption Comp
  19. Yes, they are the Forgotten Victims of War. Regardless of the circumstances, it must have been awful for the Wives and Children...I cannot imagine leaving mine, and how they would react..or how I would. It's just an awful situation for anyone to be in...and still is, for the Soldiers and their families today
  20. What's even more interesting, is that my Father wasn't born until June 1918!!...So, either Walter had been on leave...or my Grandma had been a naughty Young Lady!!!!
  21. Just looking through some of my Dad's old stuff...came across the name of my Grandfather (Walter)...did a quick search...and found this. I knew he fought for a Guernsey Battalion, and had been Killed in the Fighting...but never bothered to look until today! http://www.greatwarci.net/honour/guernsey/database/falla-wj-cambrai.htm
  22. Nah...Don't worry about Yorkshire!.... I don't!!
  23. Well, I think I speak for the entire OFF community on here (as the new kids on the Block)...that the Thanks comes straight back at yer! When we were 'evicted' from our previous Forum, and wandered around in the Wilderness...CA came to our rescue, with Tea and Sympathy...I still remember the warm welcome we recieved, from all (including the Jet Jockey's!) ....Indeed, after we joined up...and more and more of our Wingmen did...it was fantastic to see our friends reforming...it felt like waiting for your buddies to return from a sortie!...we counted them all out...and we counted them all back, and it has since become a fantastic place for us to hang out between Sorties over the Lines!.....I like to think we have behaved ourselves as Gentlemen, and look forward to a bright Future amongst our friends here from all over the Globe! Thank you one and all!
  24. Hmm..well, that is obviously the root of the problem. Is it an onboard Network adaptor?..or a third party one?...It may be a *ucked adaptor..in which case, buy a PCI one, and disable the onboard one in the BIOS
  25. Looks like our Gallant Hun, has moved his Jasta a bit nearer Blighty!!....we'll have to double our Patrols!! But seriously, have a lovely time Olham, and look forward to your unique input on your return! (the Widowmaker will hold the Fort for you!)
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