UK_Widowmaker

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan. ' Nope,' said the old man More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?' The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

Unknown Pilot is correct of course..Backup to HDD is not a backup in the true sense of the word..But DVD's too are far from Ideal. An offsite backup is possibly the way to go...but if like me, you merely backup to HDD...I use GM-Pro as my software of choice...just doing an incremental one every month to an external, is enough for me...Nothing hugely drastic to lose personally...yes, a pisser..but not life threatening. (all my skins for instance are uploaded to CA anyway! (so dont lose them chaps!!)

Super Offer m8 (and may I say, not un-typical of the guys on the OFF forum?) My goodness...are we bloody great on here or what??

hahaha...Thank you BH for pointing that out...you are of course correct. TO THE KING indeed!..HUSSAH

Well, having suffered from the IRA terrorists for many decades (thankfully sorted out now) We in the UK can understand peoples fears. (I myself escaped being blown to Bit's in the Guildford Pub Bombings...the Horse and Groom was my local...I just wasn't in it on that day thank goodness) Almost as bad as terrorists..are the people who support them! (Yes, Irish American Sympathisers..I DO MEAN YOU!) The ones who gave money to the IRA (or who now give support to other global terrorist organisations) are tainted with the blood of innocent people!

Hahaha..yes..It was a shame actually, as I was in the company of one of my Customers, so sadly could not give him a lesson in Anglo Saxon Terminology!! Will give you a call over the weekend m8...hope you got ya Puter sorted!! chat soon

This could have been really bad...but as it wasn't it made me smile! Kids eh? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258917/Thomas-Chatfield-5-crashes-fathers-4x4-4-mile-joyride.html

Hi Everyone, As you may or may not know, I fix Computers for my sins. What happened last night was quite amazing, and not a little worrying! Now, I know you are all computer savvy...but you may no some Elderly people or friends/family who are not so, therefore worth bearing in mind for their sake! (this was UK..but no reason for it not to happen elsewhere) I was actually round an Elderly customers house last night, installing the computer that I had fixed for him...and completely by chance, he had a phone call. It was an Indian Gentleman who said he was from 'Windows' The customer handed the phone to me, and the guy said that an "irregularity had been found on my computer, and it was his job to assist me to rectify it on behalf of Windows" Well, I thought "Let's see what this boffin can tell me".....He then went on to basically instruct me on to the cmd line, and to type in msconfig to bring up the huge list of processes running Illegally on the Computer (fascinating, as I had just reformatted it, so it only had Windows on it ) He then told me that for a mere £50, he could help me remove all traces of the Illegal software, to help prevent fraud and trouble with the Police. At this point, I informed him that I was a Computer Engineer, and that what he was saying was total b******* to which he replied "Oh...you're a computer Engineer?" I said "Yes" I can only assume he didn't want to continue the conversation, because we were sadly Cut off! Naturally I dialled 1471...because I really thought he could help me with my Illegal processes...but as it was a with held number, I wasn't able to. So...Word of Caution! If this guy (or any of his low life friends phone you...please ensure you DO NOT give him the time of day!!!) Good luck out there

I have a few things not quite right (WARNING ADULT MONTY PYTHON) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnvZpi3nbsc

Absolutely Dej It doesn't matter which colour uniform they wore...anyone man enough to fly one of these crates, and fight an Air Battle, has got to be bloody special!!

Wow Checksix...great website!...and you do the memory of those men justice

Morris / Olham How do you like your Kraut? Fried or mashed?...or of course, with Twin Vickers... You could always be served up to the Kaiser Shredded! Don't let anyone accuse the Krumpets of not giving the Huns freedom of Choice!

You think you have it bad?...I killed my own Wingman with a Blue on Blue last month!..Now THAT's bad!

Wow!

Great pics...just looking at those guys, makes you stop and think what experiences they are/were having at the time of the Photo Shoot!...were they taken before a mission?..or after?.....if before, did they ever get back alive?....ooo..sends shivers up ya spine so it does!

Good tip Lou

Yes Bandy..please do!

really good

I feel your pain. Working in IT as I sadly do, I am forever telling people to back up their data...and then 3 months ago...my HDD packed up..and I lost mine!...a classic case of not practising what I preached!! Needless to say...it is backing up now....HDD failure is never an 'IF'....It is merely a 'WHEN' Good luck

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/documentsonline/air76.asp Ever wondered about the 99,000 individuals of the RFC/RAF 1914-1918? Well, here are their Service Histories

Hahaha...Classic Bond...daft to the Last!

Great Picture!..Barker's Snipe too...thanks Olham

Thanks Hasse...I shall start off with some Bombing Practice!...Catch me if you can Krumpets

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/11/international-super-villain-defends-prompt-murder-of-british-agent-%E2%80%98007%E2%80%99/ :lol: