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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. Don't get me started on reincarnation! I did a past life regression under hypnosis once! Although I was concious of where I was, I was living the Life of a Persian Soldier...I was in charge of a female Prisoner, and her child...I cut the Childs throat with my Scimitar..she was Greek (obviously)...And I apparently said to the Hypno dude, when he asked me why I was looking tense that "I am guarding this Prisoner... I can't decide whether to slit the Harlot's throat BEFORE I rape her...or Afterwards! Needless to say, I don't remember saying that at all...and in 'this' life, the whole thought is abomnibal...So, whether I was re-living an experience of a past life, or merely in a Nightmarish Dream...I cannot decide which. Not doing it again
  2. Thank you Morris...... Fishing is my greatest Passion! (for Fish..or Devs)
  3. That's mint!...with luck it may get ported to PC..as I dont have an Xbox
  4. Depends very much on whether I had to stay there permanently!!!! If someone said "You can now go back in time, and be a WW1 fighter Pilot, on the Western Front, but you cannot come back, and you risk death the same as the others"...I would have no alternative, but to kick them very hard in the Shins...and run away VERY fast! IMHO anyone who says they would do that, has either got to be Clinically Insane, or have no idea about WW1 aerial warfare..and somehow think, they are the next Red Baron, because they shot some planes down in OFF!! I would love to 'visit' such periods in History as: - The Time of the Dinosaurs (would love to see what colours they REALLY were!) Would Love to Visit Rome, at the height of it's Empire...It must have been some sight to see. BUT...Most of all, I would have liked to meet Jesus!.... To see if all the Fuss about him is Justified
  5. The Oscar's are a complete load of old Tosh! Couldn't care less who won what personally...never saw the Hurt Locker...probs never will either
  6. Just be glad they got him!...there are plenty of them out there...and all of them deserve whats coming to them!
  7. Hi Guys, With over 4,000 skins to choose from in our Favourite sim...I just wondered if there is any ONE skin, that you, as individuals, are particularly proud of doing?...You know...that one skin, that you make, and think "Yes....THAT's the one!"
  8. Thanks for that Yeah, I swap between Nvidia and ATI (same as I do for Intel / AMD) It doesn't pay to be a fanboi of one or the other (imho) It's just a case of "OK..I want to upgrade...so lets go through all the options/advantages/disadvantages...and chose accordingly" I happen to be Intel and Nvidia at the moment..but that could change next time around (especially if Nvidia are frying their own cards!!)
  9. That's nothing m8!...this is my Brand Spanking new 'Crusader' Tank! I'm gonna take it to the Holy Land, and recapture Jerusalem for the King!...catch ya later! " ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS, MARCHING AS TO WAR....WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS........"
  10. Some stirling work on that there engine BH... I admire you for taking on Modelling!...waaaay over my head!
  11. Totally agree Olham....(maybe they will let us have one, as it's so 'out of date?)
  12. Well..It's very rare for The Widowmaker to say this...But... I am UTTERLY SPEECHLESS! If this video is NOT used on Page one of the OBD site..they would have to be mad!!! It is sooooo good, I even posted it on my Facebook page! (only the second OFF video to be put on there!)
  13. Congratulations!...The Work (and fun) starts today for you!!
  14. Sounds good to me! If Brown gets elected again..I'm gonna move to Somalia!
  15. Thanks guys Yes Duce, it is MS flight Simulator X (with the Real Air Spitfire)
  16. Indeed Duce! Of course as George Santayana once said "Those who do not learn from History, are doomed to repeat it"
  17. Michael Jenkins, a 36 year old car salesman from Surrey, is due to appear before a magistrate after admitting to honking his horn whilst not feeling particularly horny. ‘I was stuck in traffic on the way back from work,’ explains the shamed motorist, ‘when I noticed a van in the next lane with a ‘honk if you’re horny’ sticker, so I though it’d be a laugh to pap my horn.’ However Mr. Jenkins later admitted that he wasn’t actually feeling sexually aroused at the time. ‘I was still knackered from going out with the lads the night before. Plus I’d had a hard day at work – car sales are down and I hadn’t shifted a single vehicle all week – and I was feeling drained. Queuing for ages in traffic and knowing that all I had to come home to was an earful off my wife for not getting my bonus again didn’t help much either. I guess that the policeman on patrol must’ve noticed that I wasn’t looking randy enough when I tooted, ‘cos within minutes I was being pulled over.’ Jenkins must now answer to charges of endangering lives by dangerous driving, driving without due care and attention and failure to obey road signage – charges that are disproportionate for his misdemeanour he believes, although he does admit that falling asleep at the wheel half an hour previously and seriously injuring several pedestrians as he veered onto the pavement might also have something to do with it. (article care of Newsbiscuit...the spoof Newsagency)
  18. I cannot see it happening thankfully. They are a very good recrutement vessel for the RAF...and the Public outcry would be astronomical BUT...I will sign the petition, just in case
  19. Shame there aren't more Women on the Forum, to give their opinion It sounds like the Taliban on here
  20. A little video I made last year, whilst practising (hope it goes someway to remember) Yep. not historically accurate Spitfire for the Battle...but who cares?!
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