UK_Widowmaker

Just like everywhere m8....wherever their are Politicians..there will be robbing bastards!...cos, they're one and the same

haha..very funny prop!!!!! Yes Lexx...I learnt that the hard way, on a previous venture!...never again

haha..glad you guys liked it!

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off... Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work... Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged his shoulders and said, JESUS SAVES...

god's way of telling them to "pack it in"

Can't believe, that such a good looking sim, is MP only!...that really sucks!!!!

I was convinced that was an RC heli...until the people got out!

I think there's something wrong with the installation!.....Sounds very much like missing patches to me!...I know, you've had problems with it in the past mate..but I would get rid of everything..and start from scratch (including CFS3)

Perfectly put Sir!...I agree with every word!

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'

thanks guys

Srangely enough..it was the last part of the video I found the most moving!...all those nice people, murdered for protecting what needs protecting, from the greed of others

Thank you all for your vote of confidence! Herr prop...I've long since agreed with your comment my friend....the worse a dog can do is bite ...People have many, many more ways to hurt you

I hope you're right Typhoid Either way, I hope you know how to ride a Horse!..cos your car will be rusting metal, with nothing to fuel it before too long

Thank you

Many thanks again chaps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nGeXdv-uPaw I don't have anything to add

Thank you Gents!...much appreciated!!

Well, my wife was made redundant last November, after 35 years as a Business Advisor, and so we decided to go in with a colleague, and open an online (and real brick and mortar) Petfood store! We've been open for two weeks, and it's been quite a lot of work to get to this point..hence, why I have been not posting much. I think I have found my own personal Niche!...As you probably know...I am NUTS about our four-legged friends..when not playing OFF or Skyrim, I am with my two Collies all the time!...In fact, Sophie is by my feet as I type..... This way, when I'm in my little Shop, I can talk all day about Dogs, and Cats and Horses...which is fabulous!!! 2012 has started really well, and I am feeling very much more content with life, than I have for a couple of years! This was our first customer..a Lovely Border Collie called Jack...who had a great time helping himself to some free samples!! This is our website (not trying to sell anything...just to show you) http://www.bow-wow-pets.co.uk/ Please wish us luck in our new venture

Well, ashamed to say...I gave up smoking for three years...really thought that was an end to it!....but something happened one night, that..well, scared me half to death...and my reaction was "Have a smoke!" And it kicked off again!...I'm trying to again at the moment..but I'm finding it much harder second time around

Ahh...but is it one of the suggestions here?

Well, if thats the case...god help us all if we go plowing into Iran!

Let's face it..the reason we're doing nothing about Syria, is plain and simple...they've nothing we want!..and not riddled with the Terrorists that scare our governments to death! So, next time we invade a country, and our politicians harp on about 'Human Rights' abuses, and 'regime change for the Good of the people' and 'weapon's of mass destruction'....I suggest we ignore it completely (as I did the first time around!...because it's utter and complete lies!) Lies, Lies and Damned Lies I bet the Syrian's wish they had Oil...then the UN would be in there faster than you can blink!...but, they havent...they only have a population of Brown People..so, they're worthless to Western Governments

Well, been fixing PC's for six years..and although I've cleaned some mucky ones..I (thankfully)have never come across anything alive in there!...nor would I want to