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Aintry

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  1. Boy, you really am a wundah.

  2. Did he fire six shots or only five?

    1. macelena

      macelena

      Do you feel lucky?

  3. I can do that AND chew gum.

  4. Jake has all the loving sweetness of a seasick crocodile.

  5. Jake is not a finger-puller.

  6. Jake will not eat yellow snow, though he knows people who will.

  7. Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah...

  8. Pardon me, stewardess, I speak jive.

    1. JediMaster

      JediMaster

      ain't got no brains, anyhow

  9. Rocket science really is rocket science.

  10. So I'm dating a masseuse....

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    2. Muesli

      Muesli

      No you're not!

    3. Aintry

      Aintry

      I had enough sense not to count on being believed. Lol.

    4. Muesli

      Muesli

      I commented about the age thingy. you're never too old to date beautiful women!

  11. That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha.

  12. There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist.

    1. Muesli

      Muesli

      I do like raisins!

    2. JediMaster

      JediMaster

      Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

  13. This one goes to eleven....

  14. Took a look around, see which way the wind blow.

  15. Trying to keep the cat from breaking wind.

  16. Veal was tonight's mystery meat.

  17. We emerged from the mental fog, somehow, and wound up at K-Mart.

  18. We've got our work cut out for us. Well, you do, anyway.

  19. You're go to continue powered descent.

  20. You're gonna die up there.

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