if not, here i go:
In an Israeli x Egyptian war (USSR days)
Israel starts to invade egypt's land...
quicly an egiptian general calls moscow to ask for orientations.
Egyptian general (EG)- Helo, here is General Mustafa, Israel began a huge invasion over Egyptian territory, what could we do to defeat those bastards?
Soviet General -(SG) here is General Ivanov, i advise you to retreat.
2nd day of war
EG- Israelis are taking controll of sinai, what should i do?
SG- Keep retreating
3th day:
EG- they are acrossing the suez, shall we start the counter attack?
SG- No, keep retreating
4th day
EG- They began to take over Cairo, what should i do?
SG-Now reinforce the city's defence and wait till the winter.