+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I would like to introduce Colon Blow 5.0 (formally known as Column5). Please refrain from asking him what happen to Colon Blow 1.0 to 4.0. It involved two outhouses, 500 rolls of toilet paper and Preparations A thru G. Also Flubbar512 (Formally known as Fubar512) More powerful than plutonium 239 but not quiet as dangerous as the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. As we all know is needed to blow up the Earth as it block our view of Venus. Caution do not serve beans. Quote
+column5 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I would like to introduce Colon Blow 5.0 (formally known as Column5). Please refrain from asking him what happen to Colon Blow 1.0 to 4.0. It involved two outhouses, 500 rolls of toilet paper and Preparations A thru G. Also Flubbar512 (Formally known as Fubar512) More powerful than plutonium 239 but not quiet as dangerous as the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. As we all know is needed to blow up the Earth as it block our view of Venus. Caution do not serve beans. Hit the crack pipe this evening did we? Quote
+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Author Posted October 12, 2008 Hit the crack pipe this evening did we? Just in a good mood, enjoying some Black and Tans and watching the baseball game. Quote
Longestpants Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Hitting the Chili this evening, eh "Colon Blow"? Quote
Caesar Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 "Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator" Isn't that from a old Bugs Bunny cartoon? Quote
Viper6 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 (edited) Dan Ackroyd would love this! Edited October 12, 2008 by Viper6 Quote
+column5 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Hitting the Chili this evening, eh "Colon Blow"? Well the truth is, I did make a huge batch of Cincinnati tonight. Quote
Viper6 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Well the truth is, I did make a huge batch of Cincinnati tonight.I THOUGH I smelled some Gas inducing mixture. Quote
+column5 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 This is all so far beneath a Gentleman's Forum such as the Royal CombatAce. Quote
+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Author Posted October 12, 2008 This is all so far beneath a Gentleman's Forum such as the Royal CombatAce. Make sure your pinky figure is up.....when posting. Quote
Jarhead1 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 LMAO, thank god Dave hasnt hit my name yet hehehehehehehe Quote
+column5 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Make sure your pinky figure is up.....when posting. Sir! Don't presume to lecture me on proper posting etiquette! Don't forget that I learned to post at the Royal Latvian Academy. Quote
sparkomatic Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 to be fair, Dave deserves a little credit after all of the abuse he endured before he came out of the clo...I mean from when he was USABLT. Quote
MAKO69 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 (edited) Which game you watching dave? Edited October 12, 2008 by MAKO69 Quote
+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Author Posted October 12, 2008 Sir! Don't presume to lecture me on proper posting etiquette! Don't forget that I learned to post at the Royal Latvian Academy. A very fine school of internet etiquette if there ever was one sir. Quote
+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Author Posted October 12, 2008 Also we have Tweazers (AKA Wrench) I will let you speculate on that. Then we have Major Sanders (AKA FastCargo).....well just wait until he makes Colonel..... :ghey: :lmaosmiley: :ph34r: Quote
+FastCargo Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 hey, Hey, HEY!!! No 'chicken' jokes! Hell, some of you are so young ya wouldn't get the reference anyway... 'The artist formally known as FastCargo'... Quote
+Dave Posted October 12, 2008 Author Posted October 12, 2008 hey, Hey, HEY!!! No chicken jokes! Whats the matter Major Sanders? Pigeon? Quote
Caesar Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Also we have Tweazers (AKA Wrench) I will let you speculate on that. Frank Zappa fan (Zicron encrusted tweazers)? Quote
Tipari Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 BltdAn, aR yUo thE 1 TahT 1nc WeNT bY naMe DEECetfull DAn, aT SiM-of-HQ??? IF tiHS TRUe, wE ALL kNO TaHT thIS si teH worK Of Yu DisTuRBBeD MINd. I SENd NForCERS froM LATviaN Mafi, er, LatVIAN PC FActOry to DeAL wiTH yoU deeCETFull selF. Quote
Viggen Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Oh god. Now I really do know what Dave meant (at the time he was still USAFMTL) by, The problem is that we have adult conversations, and we use colorful language. Quote
Silverbolt Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 LoL what you guys are using? I want some. j/k Quote
+Fates Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Hitting the Chili this evening, eh "Colon Blow"? Here's Some Video "Colon-Blow 5.0" Quote
+column5 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Here's Some Video "Colon-Blow 5.0" Mine's more violent. Quote
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