+Syrinx Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Imagine being stuck in a lift with him. Not a nice day out.
+column5 Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 OMG...stuck in an elevator with a sweaty pineapple-faced communist!
Silverbolt Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 (edited) that's why i walk allways with my PSP. Edited July 22, 2009 by Silverbolt
serverandenforcer Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Just imagine what Hugo Chavez would be thinking... "Holy s***! I'm stuck in an elevator with a democratic capitalistic infidel!"
+daddyairplanes Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 maybe he could use his penis phone to call for help.(damn it what the spanish name of that again?)
+SayethWhaaaa Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I'd say "Sooo... that Dubuya... He's the devil, isn't he?" and just sit back while he goes off on a rant for hours. I don't care either way for pro or anti Bush bashing, I just wanna see his minders faces when I set him off! Totally worth it...
serverandenforcer Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 No no no, you start the conversation on how rediculous gas prices have been getting.
+SayethWhaaaa Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 But then again, he does have that variety show he does and it did have Danny Glover on it one time. I'd probably ask him "Sooo... WAS Danny Glover too old for that sh*t??" :yes:
+JediMaster Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Obviously you'd have to start telling him how great fascism is and that he should convert.
Lt. James Cater Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 (edited) As a fellow Latino i would remind him that he is not much different from the usual types that have infested Latin America for generations. I would emphasize the population loss his country would suffer if he kept going along the path of ol' Fidel and how it would come back to bite his followers in the *** when future exiles return after the eventual collapse of the "Workers Paradise" to return a favor. Edited July 22, 2009 by Lt. James Cater
+whiteknight06604 Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 it would be a dream come true for me.Only one of us would e leaving that elevator and I damn sure know it wouldn't be him! F-in commie POS
herman01 Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 I would ask him who he buys his red shirts from. I'm not sure if L.L. Bean or Lands End are proletariat compatible by Venezuelan standards.
+column5 Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 it would be a dream come true for me.Only one of us would e leaving that elevator and I damn sure know it wouldn't be him! F-in commie POS Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves!
TheChief2000 Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Just whip out the MP3 player and turn up some Toby Keith real loud!
+Syrinx Posted July 23, 2009 Author Posted July 23, 2009 I imagine he's just the kind of guy to drop one while you're stuck in that lift with him too.
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