UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted February 22, 2010 A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious on the left-hand side of the road. On the right-hand side was a British soldier in a similar, but less serious state. The Brit was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened. The soldier reported: "I was recce-ing the highway here when suddenly, coming towards me from the south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who'd got what he deserved. The insurgent yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, useless, lying, one-eyed porridge wog. And furthermore, Lord Mandelson is a pillow-biting gay bastard! "So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid, hatchet-faced lesbian. "He retaliated by shouting that so does Harriet Harman. "And, there we were - in the middle of the road - shaking hands, when a f***ing bus hit us." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,321 Posted February 22, 2010 Now thats funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jayo 0 Posted February 22, 2010 Who needs Monty Python!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted February 22, 2010 British Humor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted February 22, 2010 Its the only humour worth having... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ignacioc91 101 Posted February 22, 2010 Very funny!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexx_Luthor 57 Posted February 23, 2010 A US army platoon was marching... On the right-hand side was a British soldier... ~> http://www.stripes.com/02/nov02/mauldin/pages/_maul26.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
