UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted March 20, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rickitycrate 10 Posted March 20, 2010 Could have been you WM but for that "touch of Panache!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted March 20, 2010 My god, there, there... - what happened? Do you want to talk about it? Doctor's order: have a nice eve in your favourite pup with some favourite beer, and the comfort of other married men, eyh! Heads up, Widow. The clouds will pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted March 20, 2010 Hahaha...Thanks Olham. Just a jokey email I got this morning, so thought I'd post it!...Mrs Widowmaker is a lovely woman..and I have no complaints (well, it would be nice to Fart occasionally..but hey!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rickitycrate 10 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room. Hahha..yep RC..best place to be after I have had my favourite Chicken Fajitas!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaghorn 10 Posted March 20, 2010 Hey, now I feel better. WM those farts will cause problems if you don't let 'em go. I leave the room. i usually let it go secretly and if she smells it and asks, wether i have a selfeproud grin on my face or i'm just asking what the damn cat has eaten again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted March 20, 2010 I used to tell her to complain about the carbon oxide exhausted by the industry; and that my "by-product" was first class "Bio ware". Made her laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted March 20, 2010 Hmm I once asked a girl to marry me and she said no andI ride motorcycle's can't play golf as it spoils a good walk as to the rest well I havn't tried them yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasse Wind 46 Posted March 20, 2010 Aren't you at all worried about being married with a Mrs. Widowmaker? Because if widows will be made, then who's the victim? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OvS 8 Posted March 20, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother. OvS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted March 20, 2010 Hasse Wind, I'm afraid he wanted to make "Hun Widows", when he took that name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted March 20, 2010 Man, you better hope your wife doesn't see this or your lymie ass is going to be in whole heap of trouble brother. OvS She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duce Lewis 3 Posted March 20, 2010 She already did...hence the bump on my head (ouch) Don't worry, a good shopping trip should settle her nerves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
