Why does this never happen to me?

[Olham 164]

Maybe I should go shopping for clothes more often?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0pzzuKzNc&feature=related

[+elephant 36]

I can't see the video...

[Von Paulus 8]

I can't see the video...

It's working here.

Edited November 26, 2011 by Von Paulus

[Olham 164]

That's normally my problem in Germany, elephant - lots of videos banned by solicitors.

But this one is visible here for me, with a YouTube frame. Must be your end.

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

[+hgbn 91]

[carrick58 23]

[Hauksbee 103]

It's easy Olham. All you have to do is hire a better scriptwriter for your life. Situations like the one you posted NEVER happen without a good scriptwriter being present.

[Olham 164]

Damn - I didn't know that! Nobody ever told me! Thank you, Hauksbee!

Now, who writes those scripts for DOCTOR HOUSE - I LIIIIKE Olivia Wilde!

Edited November 27, 2011 by Olham

[Hauksbee 103]

Damn - I didn't know that! Nobody ever told me! Thank you, Hauksbee!

I knew if I looked hard enough, I'd find this video. THIS is the guy you want to be your scriptwriter!

[RAF_Louvert 101]

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HEY! That happened to me!

 

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[Olham 164]

HEY! That happened to me!

What a waste - as you are married already!

I had the immediate picture in my mind:

You have just bought your great French uniform and found an empty cabin to dress up with it and see how it looks.

Now this lady comes in - gives you that doubtful look - and walks out backwards again.

Mmuahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQAMvmi1Zwk&feature=related

 

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Edited November 29, 2011 by Olham

[RAF_Louvert 101]

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OK, now you're just being mean Olham.

By the way, do you 'ave a leesense for thawt minkee?

 

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[Olham 164]

- Do you have a pööl?

- A what?

- A pööl - a swimmink pööl, you idiöt!

Edited November 29, 2011 by Olham

[RAF_Louvert 101]

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hee hee hee ... I laugh just thinking about Inspector Clouseau.

 

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[Olham 164]

Vy should yöu love?