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A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, they turned you down.



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@crazy because of lunatic enviormentalism and the EPA being crazy you can't even wipe your butt anymore withoput 18 permits and 26 forms filled out. The logging industry was destroyed by nutjobs to save the spotted owl. only problem is after the 30k loggers lost their jobs and whole towns collapsed from their economies being destroyed the spotted owl started to die off even faster. it seems the the loggers were scaring off the other owls that were preying on the spotted owl. now the goverments solution is to go in and kill the other owls.nice to see that we pic favorites in the animal kingdom and determine what animal is worth saving and waht one should be shot. ;)

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Ha! Of course I got it from the beginning. I was just being a dick. LOL! I think the spotted owl should be subject to a mandatory state government directed vaginal ultrasound. Male or female. Thank the EPA that the Ohio river does not catch on fire any more. Fuck loggers. Recycle.

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