Let us bow our heads in prayer ...

[Skyviper 1,101]

Lord ...

 

I know you and I have never really seen eye to eye ...

on many things...

I know I'm not the best christian ... I did pick up a few a Sunday meeting ... and the bible study

I know I'm probably not your favorite person in the world...

I know my eyes have viewed many a lewd video over the years...

But lord please if you do anything for me

Give me strentgh

and Courage

and Patience

 

as my mother recently discovered Facebook

well just started to use it actually

please guide her as she's in her fifties and not really computer literate

may her clicks be true and some idiot into older women not stock her

And please lord be with us all when she pissed at candy crush

or any other of those "viral" facebook games that make people loose their mind.

 

Amen

[TeargasHorse 287]

And please do not allow her to friend my friends.

[Nesher 628]

Amen brother!!

[macelena 1,070]

My girlfriend´s mother made an account, and she only added her daughter and me like friends. Talk about creepy

[+Brain32 265]

Looooooooooooool macalena that is brutal