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UK_Widowmaker

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  1. Lucky Git!
  2. Like the report says...who cares why this happened...it brought comfort to his family...and thats all that matters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd_eDyAz1vo
  3. What BA are really like!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNa1ir6dt0
  4. That is one film, I would give a massive FAIL! (they certainly ARE expendable)
  5. Or...you might not (get Murdered I mean)
  6. I rarely have to land in the DR1...... Except in the vertical..sort of , Spewing smoke and flames type way!
  7. You might get Murdered though
  8. yeah...good idea
  9. Maybe people missed my question earlier...So I will ask it again Anyone know whether there is an Arena in Skyrim, like in Oblivion? NB:..Errr nope, to answer my own question!....though one might be forthcoming in a DLC
  10. I wonder if MvR had the odd mishap/ (but it was kept quiet)
  11. Holy sh*t!.... I want that!...GIMME...Or I'll cleft thee in Twain!
  12. I agree BH..... I tend to think they 'Mirror' their owners!...The Skyrim one certainly does! (without giving too much away)
  13. I got called in to the manager's office today. "I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. There have been several complaints." "Why?" I asked "You haven't been wearing the uniform we provided" "I was too hot." "I don't care. You're Santa. He doesn't sit there in his f****** underpants."
  14. Anyone know whether there is an Arena in Skyrim, like in Oblivion?
  15. You'll be pleased to know BH...that if you complete the Dog Quest...you 'may' get a chance to get ya own back on the Mangy beast!
  16. Oh...I dunno m8...I strip her off...and Bob's ya uncle!....different Mod perhaps? You bloody Nords!.... always after a bit on the side!....I'm gonna tell Lydia on you!...then you'll be sorry!!
  17. Certainly looks pretty...but MMO?...Not my scene I'm afraid
  18. In the words of Captain George..... "I hope I snuff it right now...to preserve this moment forever" Captain Blackadder - "It can be arranged"
  19. Yup...I tend to do one adventure/Dungeon...then head home...take off the old armour...view Lydia in the pink, with the 'Nude Woman' mod.... have a beer...and chill!
  20. Bliss!
  21. Believe me Creaghorn...I WISH he was!.....
  22. Ok....So I'm a miserable, old grumpy fart...I freely admit it!.....I'm now in my 50th Year....and am about to 'experience' my 50th Christmas. Have I had any mind-numbingly fantastic, memorable, superb, Life Changing Christmas days in those 49 past ones?.....Not a bit of it. Yes, of course it's nice to see the youngsters all excited, I'll grant you that..... But why do they have to get so excited at 3:30am?.....when you only just managed to crawl into bed 2 hours earlier, from wrapping up their new 'Super Toy, Gadget?.......which will no doubt be broken before lunchtime? So...the day starts, usually dull, drizzly, cold (white Christmas?....yeah...only in the Bing Crosby song).... and you're completely exhausted by 10:00am.....But wait!......Surely, I am excited about going to the In Laws at Lunchtime?.....well....No! My Mother in Law (who unlike the traditional ones) was actually...a very nice woman, who sadly passed away about five years ago....I used to look forward to seeing. Now she's gone...I have the Joy of four hours, with my Father in Law.....who lacks any sort of personality whatsoever!....Quite simply put...he is the singularly most benign, racist, Victorian, humourless old bastard I have ever met!....And for him to be joined, by my duplicit Brother in Law, cooking a Microwaved Christmas dinner...brings no feeling of Goodwill to all men whatsoever!.... I actually look forward to the Queens Speech....to liven the place up a bit!!!! Christmas last yeah was a fun affair.... The Lighbulb popped in the front room standard lamp...how we laughed!..... I laughed like an escapee from a mental instituition for three hours!!..I actually thought I was going to lose my mind, with all the Hilarity!!! But hey...I'm sorry Jesus....I know it's your Birthday and stuff (well, actually...probably not, as it's a Pagan festival anyhow...and we all know what you thought of Tree Huggers dont we?)...So look....have a great day up there...wherever 'Up there' is....and spare a thought for us mere mortals, with smiles painted like a knife-carved visage down here. It'll soon be Summertime again!....Just gotta keep that dream alive.
  23. It's number three for me I'm afraid....I can't say much thats nice about the whole experience...possibly watching kids open their prezzies...but that's where it ends for me
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