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Posted (edited)

Are you telling us everything Stewardess...

 

No Sir...

 

We've run out of Coffee...

 

PANIC breaksout on the plane.

 

and dont call me Shirley

Edited by PACMAN
Posted

I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure.

  • 6 months later...
Posted

I still get a kick outa this when ever I come by.

 

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

 

 

 

Happy Holidays Fellas...

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Then the dinosaurs died and turned to oil...then the Arabs came...and prince charles started wearing all of lady's Di clothes I couldnt believe it... LMAO too funny movie

Posted

"5 alarm fire paves way for glorious new tractor factory. Meanwhile, on the lighter side of the news, hundreds of capitalists about to persih in airline disaster! bang!

 

then russian announcer dies due to being shot. Still cant figure out why he gets shot. leon askin plays that part from Hogan's Heroes.

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Ground Staff... to Marshaller

 

"Hey Larry... where's the Forklift?"

"Forklift? It's over there...by the baggage loader " using the wands to point out the location..

 

... in front of a taxiing 747... which then turns, and on his wand direction proceeds straight through the glass wall of the terminal.

 

Classic!

 

OvS

Posted (edited)

one more....

 

Lady Passenger....

 

"I've gotta get outta... I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!"

 

Attendent: "Calm down... get a hold of yourself!" - shaking her...

 

Man: "Stewardess, please, let me handle this..."... shakes her... "Calm down.... " smacks her.. etc..

 

Best is Leslie Neilson... slaps her a good one... looks back at Nun who is next in line telling him he's wanted on the phone... but goes for one more nice slap before he walks away...

 

I loved this movie.

 

Here's the trailer where you can see my two posts... plus enough to split your gut!

 

OvS

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Posted

Captain, how soon can you land?

 

"I can't say."

 

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."

 

"No, I mean I just don't know."

 

"Can you make a guess?"

 

"Not for another 2 hours."

 

"You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"

 

"No, we can't land for another 2 hours."

  • 10 months later...
Posted

Tower: "Say again.."

Pilot: "Again..."

 

(title of book by Martin Leeuwis, full of this sort of stuff)

 

Houdoe,

 

Derk

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