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Am doing a re-discovery of Strike Fighters upon the release of Patch 2.

 

Grabbed the Excellent add-on aircraft, the A-7 that MadJeff has kindly hosted.

I have only one request, an non-Squid skin. :P

 

Anyone seen a USAF skin kicking around anywhere, or shall I make a feeble attempt

on my own? Naval Aviators are cool and all, just a personal preference after 14 years

of doing the blue...

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Well, ya live and learn. I didn't know that the USAF never flew the "B" model, and

look forward to the "D" model. This B is pretty sweet. Very well done. It would

just look better wothout the big ol' NAVY thingmie on the side, IMHO... :D

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There IS a USAF skin released for the A-7. It represents the D because the D hasn't been released. CowboyK made it but IDK where do find it. Post your email addy and I'll send it to you.

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Well, ya live and learn.  I didn't know that the USAF never flew the "B" model, and

look forward to the "D" model.  This B is pretty sweet.  Very well done.  It would

just look better wothout the big ol' NAVY thingmie on the side, IMHO... :D

Well, I am kinda partial to the Navy "Thingmie" on the side of the A-7!

 

Heh, heh, heh.....

 

U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army or the Navy, and because the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise.

 

I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times be sure to make them aware of that fact.

 

After completion of my -- snicker -- "basic training," I will be a lean, mean, donut eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chairborne Ranger. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early everyday.

 

I consent to never getting promoted -- EVER -- and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday probably will outrank me tomorrow.

 

So help me God.

 

Signature: ___________________ Date: _________________

 

 

Engarde!!!!

 

Navy Chief

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Well, ya live and learn.  I didn't know that the USAF never flew the "B" model, and

look forward to the "D" model.  This B is pretty sweet.  Very well done.  It would

just look better wothout the big ol' NAVY thingmie on the side, IMHO... :D

Well, I am kinda partial to the Navy "Thingmie" on the side of the A-7!

 

Heh, heh, heh.....

 

U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army or the Navy, and because the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise.

 

I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than all those around me and will at all times be sure to make them aware of that fact.

 

After completion of my -- snicker -- "basic training," I will be a lean, mean, donut eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chairborne Ranger. I will do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy those around me, and will go home early everyday.

 

I consent to never getting promoted -- EVER -- and understand that all those whom I made fun of yesterday probably will outrank me tomorrow.

 

So help me God.

 

Signature: ___________________ Date: _________________

 

 

Engarde!!!!

 

Navy Chief

Wait till sparko & USAFMTL see this. ;)

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Just so I am not accused of being totally biased, here are the other "Oaths of Enlistment". Heh, heh....

 

U.S. ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, Rambo, swear to sign away four years of my mediocre life to the United States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim.

 

I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue telling myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my drill sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I ever will see is a court martial for sexual harassment.

 

I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my sexual -- er -- I mean, BASIC training, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left.

 

On my first trip home after boot camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my ninth-grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home, because if I let her out she might leave me for a smarter, better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back.

 

While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hours because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 hours to report back to the "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam.

 

So help me God.

 

Signature:__________________ Date:_______________ U.S.

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

NAVY OATH OF ALLEGIANCE

 

I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...Why not?"

 

I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for the Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

 

I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hours every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours.

 

I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon and still not spill a drop.

 

I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice each fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." So help me Neptune.

 

Signature:__________________ Date:_______________

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

U.S. MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, ________________ (state name here), swear...uhhhh...high-and-tight... grunt... cammies... ugh... Air Force women.... HOORAH!

 

So help me Corps.

 

Thumb Print:___________________ Date:______________

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What does he mean that "Navy thingmie"? At least we can fit our name on the side of our planes. :D :D

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Just so I am not accused of being totally biased, here are the other "Oaths of Enlistment".  Heh, heh....

 

U.S. ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, Rambo, swear to sign away four years of my mediocre life to the United States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim.

 

I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue telling myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my drill sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I ever will see is a court martial for sexual harassment.

 

I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my sexual -- er -- I mean, BASIC training, I will attend a different Army school once every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left.

 

On my first trip home after boot camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my ninth-grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home, because if I let her out she might leave me for a smarter, better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back.

 

While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive at work every day at 1000 hours because of morning PT and leave every day at 1300 hours to report back to the "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam.

 

So help me God.

 

Signature:__________________ Date:_______________ U.S.

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

  NAVY OATH OF ALLEGIANCE

 

I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...Why not?"

 

I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for the Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

 

I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hours every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours.

 

I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon and still not spill a drop.

 

I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice each fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." So help me Neptune.

 

Signature:__________________ Date:_______________

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

  U.S. MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT

 

I, ________________ (state name here), swear...uhhhh...high-and-tight... grunt... cammies... ugh... Air Force women.... HOORAH!

 

So help me Corps.

 

Thumb Print:___________________ Date:______________

LOL!!!!!! I just love the USMC part! I'm "buddy-buddy w/ the chief right? I'm your friend right? :D

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Well gentlemen, thanks for the comedy relief! lol3.gif

 

And for the Email addy, Spectre-at-CombatSim.com would be one for that fine USAF

skin Falcon Six Two. Thank you very much, and Happy New Year...

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What does he mean that "Navy thingmie"? At least we can fit our name on the side of our planes.  

 

I thought the Navy put their name on their planes in big letters to keep them from shooting each other down. :)

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A reminder bump-smile.gif for the Falcon-man.

 

I can get the USAF on the side, but it looks weird with the USS Midway on the tail...

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Love that AOL handle, Falcon 6-2

 

Thanks for the Corsair skin. Now I can bomb things while properly attired! :P

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Chief..I OHHHRAHHH!!....just wanted to know where you...airforce women...got a copy of our...SEMPER FI!!....PT,PT,PT....oath? :D

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Love that AOL handle, Falcon 6-2

 

Thanks for the Corsair skin.  Now I can bomb things while properly attired! :P

LOL! No problem. Although to make things faster I should've just attached it to my reply. Sorry for the delay! :(

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