16 Reasons

[Slartibartfast 153]

Apologies for any offence but this made me chuckle

 

Sixteen reasons why Airplanes are easier to live with than Women

 

 

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

 

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

 

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

 

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

 

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

 

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

 

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

 

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

 

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

 

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

 

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

 

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

 

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

 

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

 

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

 

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

[macelena 1,070]

Once a girl told me i would never get a girlfriend if stood as an aircraft nerd. I showed her a picture of a P-51 "This is 60 years old. Will you look as beautiful then?"

 

Of course, we had nothing

[Slartibartfast 153]

I would have said a Spitfire Mk 1 but hey beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that comment is a good one...

 

I will have to remember that one when a girl has a go at Classic Motorbikes... as well

Edited July 7, 2009 by PACMAN

[FastCargo 412]

Once a girl told me i would never get a girlfriend if stood as an aircraft nerd. I showed her a picture of a P-51 "This is 60 years old. Will you look as beautiful then?"

 

Okay, that's classic!

 

FC

[Viggen 644]

Once a girl told me i would never get a girlfriend if stood as an aircraft nerd.

 

I had an easy solution to that problem. Don't talk about aircraft. It worked ....for so long

 

I'm going to remember that Mustang comment.

Edited July 7, 2009 by Viggen

[DWCAce 19]

Once a girl told me i would never get a girlfriend if stood as an aircraft nerd. I showed her a picture of a P-51 "This is 60 years old. Will you look as beautiful then?"

 

Of course, we had nothing

 

 

Awesome!!! Doesn't seem to be a problem for fighter pilots though!

 

I say women can come and go, but aircraft will always be there.

[Nesher 628]

i liked it.. :)

[Syrinx 13]

Once a girl told me i would never get a girlfriend if stood as an aircraft nerd. I showed her a picture of a P-51 "This is 60 years old. Will you look as beautiful then?"

 

Must admit, you can't argue with that !

 

Nice one

[Derk 265]

My secretaries in the office commented that in aircraft the black box is easier to find because it gives signals.....

 

Again apologies for any offence, but they really said that (chuckling........)

 

Hou doe,

 

Derk

[Atreides 144]

To all the Motorcycle riders on this forum I'm sure you'll agree that 90 % percent if not more of those apply to bikes vs women.

[Rambler 1-1 9]

definetly. I'm starting to think that list is all the reasons why I love airplanes and mototcycles so much...

[Slartibartfast 153]

To all the Motorcycle riders on this forum I'm sure you'll agree that 90 % percent if not more of those apply to bikes vs women.

 

Too true... and Beer...

[Derk 265]

Too true... and Beer...

 

With beer there are at least 25 reasons....

 

Hou doe,

 

Derk

[Slartibartfast 153]

Beer has its own definitions depending on how many you have drunk...