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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

 

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

 

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

 

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

 

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

 

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

 

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

 

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

 

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

 

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

 

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

 

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

 

' Nope,' said the old man

 

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied,

 

'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

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Sounds like someone's having a good and proper row with their "lady love". I feel for you. In my case it's a good thing for me I finally found a job. It will smoothe out mate. There might even be a make-up session in the OFFing. Til then I offer a virtual pint :drinks:

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:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Best joke I've read/heard in a while!! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

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Ooo the man downstairs has a special place for you Widowmaker old chap :lol:

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Ooo the man downstairs has a special place for you Widowmaker old chap :lol:

 

Yep...I had better get on with Knitting my Asbestos Underpants Slarti :rofl:

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thought you was talking about Miroslav satan,former New jersey devil. of course, i wouldnt be afraid of him.

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Is the sister (and so the Satan) Israeli or American (see other post.....) ?grin.gif

 

Hou doe,

 

Derk

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