UK_Widowmaker Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) I'm Armoured up...Armed to the teeth...and have enough Baked Beans to last me until 2033! (I also have plenty of Toilet Paper) Funnily though...My Wife said (Before I shot her, and froze her to eat later)...that she found Clint Eastwood to be more Sexy in a GI Helmet than me! Bitch! Edited May 21, 2011 by UK_Widowmaker Quote
Olham Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Jeeze - what did they put in the "Old Speckled Hen" lately?!?!? Boy - your English humour CAN be black! Quote
Shiloh Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Wow Widow, I'd hate to meet you on a battlefield. I'll post back here tomorrow and let you guys know how I made out with my armageddon. Quote
Hasse Wind Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 It's almost 9 PM here and the world is still alive and kicking. Oh well, there's always next year, 2012. That's supposed to be the Big One. Have you contacted Messieurs Spielberg & Hanks, Widowmaker? They might want to hire you for their next WW2 miniseries. Quote
Olham Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 He looks more like the drill sergeant in "Full Metal Jacket" to me? Quote
Hellshade Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Sadly, if the world DOES end....we won't get to play P4. Now that would really be upsetting. Hellshade Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 In case I frightened you.....this is me when I'm 'Sane'...hahahahahaha Quote
Olham Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Well, Border Collies are very intelligent, and when this buddy is lying so peacefully on your chest, then I am convinced, that there is no real threat going out from you, old chap! Quote
Von Paulus Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Well, Border Collies are very intelligent, and when this buddy is lying so peacefully on your chest, then I am convinced, that there is no real threat going out from you, old chap! One never knows for sure what might happen when the baked beans finish. I surely wouldn't want to be that dog. Great humor UK. Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 I have no doubt VP...that under the right circumstances...she'd eat me! Quote
Olham Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Geeze, Widow - when women say: "I could eat you, boy!", you shouldn't take it literally! I mean, after all you're not a boy anymore. Quote
NS13Jarhead Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Well, as Slarti would say. "Don't Panic. And don't forget your towel" Quote
Bullethead Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Here in Lousy Anna's armpit, the Rapture did in fact occur as scheduled at 1800 local time. Needless to say, none of the present living inhabitants were taken up, but countless corpses came out of ancient graves and the flood-swollen Mississippi River. All these zombies began queing up for takeoff clearance down the main street of St. Francisville like it was no big deal, but unfortunately for them they chose to surface in the midst of heavily armed Lousy Anna rednecks who've seen enough zombie movies to know where to aim. So for about 30 minutes, it was Zombie Apochalypse made flesh, but with the overwhelming numbers on the side of the gun-toting living humans. When the last zombie's head exploded, the living celebrated with a crayfish boil and beer bust while comparing scores. All in all, a typical Saturday night in Lousy Anna's armpit. There are a few more headless zombie corpses strewn about than usual but not enough to be particularly memorable. It's like how some years have somewhat more mosquitos, rats, hurricanes, malaria caes, etc., than usual. This is voodoo country, after all Quote
Lewie Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Nothing to report here, apparently the Left coast is too socialist to be raptured by that heinous twit of a god, suits me fine. Quote
Olham Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Good one, Bullethead! Could be made into another zombie film version, with 'Ol' man river' co-starring. Quote
Hasse Wind Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 I've always wondered how the people who actually believe in these apocalypses deal with the situation when the Big Day comes and goes and nothing happens. Do they just shrug and get back to business as usual, and start predicting the next apocalypse? Looking forward to December 2012. Quote
Von Paulus Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 I've always wondered how the people who actually believe in these apocalypses deal with the situation when the Big Day comes and goes and nothing happens. Do they just shrug and get back to business as usual, and start predicting the next apocalypse? It depends. Most will just do that. But a few end up in a collective suicidal ritual. Quote
Olham Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 How disappointed would the be, if it happened too early? Quote
themightysrc Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 "In case I frightened you.....this is me when I'm 'Sane'...hahahahahaha" It's still actually quite frightening, and I'm now longing for the promised apocalypse. Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted May 22, 2011 Author Posted May 22, 2011 "In case I frightened you.....this is me when I'm 'Sane'...hahahahahaha" It's still actually quite frightening, and I'm now longing for the promised apocalypse. I'm the one with fur...dunno who the other twat is Quote
themightysrc Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 If it's any help, I'm often mistaken for being a hired hand/servant in the house. Mind you, we have three cats, so in effect we are staff... Quote
tranquillo Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Was it "rapture" or "rupture". I'm sure I got a hernia yesterday. Quote
TSmoke Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 Looks like the cheese is still on the cracker. Can't say the same for the old fart who keeps getting his math wrong. Quote
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