UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted October 10, 2014 My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel in the crown has got to be the damn stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work.Everyday I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single damn day. Anyway, I drive these f*cktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*t. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KJakker 902 Posted October 10, 2014 These the people you work with? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,253 Posted October 11, 2014 no wonder he's always cranky. constantly having to deal with old man smithers, eaten alive keeping gas in the van and i'm pretty sure scooby snacks are illegal in the UK 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted October 11, 2014 sounds like you have it rough! LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,884 Posted October 11, 2014 Thought you had changed jobs for a second there that is funny thou 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted October 12, 2014 I thought Daphny was dude's girl ... the two always pair up together ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted October 12, 2014 Well, at least one of 'em is nice to look at........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FalconC45 162 Posted October 13, 2014 Ahhh childhood memories. My second fav was Speedy buggy :) Falcon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
