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i WaNt, I wAnt, V.niCe LatViaN poNy wiT dA braided mAne, aN I waNt TK to NkluDE LatVIan HigHWay patRALL NaVY hAIRfoRCe MiG-22UpyuRS FiTER PLANs wIT all Da AdVaNcED AVoNiACs liK DaY Hab iN Da ReaL LiFes. yU ThINk TK iNKLuD aLL daT StUffs? UdeRwiSe I ThINK iT B V.SiLLy to asK hiM an hIs aNswERs B suMtHIn liK "Yu HabE LotS moNY to SpeND on Dis, SillY boyz?

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HallO mY FrIEnds, i Am V.delIghtedful tO annOUnce thAt LatVian MafIA is now Carryin' insuRance PolicEy daT GauranTee Policey holdeRS complte iMmuniTY froM falliN sPacE roCks!!!!1! PoliCey onLy cosT FiFTi DollARS USA ($50.00) par Year! IS V.GooD Bargin, Yes? DeES PolICEY wOuLda ProTECted aLL dos peeplEs windoWs! IF any1 intRested, yuo Know whAre to FinD me.

i thINK yU Ned 2 maK ReeLY CoOl MoDaLS LaTViaN MaFIa HiWaY PaTRol NaVY SeXShIPs, LiK Da strOM kLAss v.Fast PEtroL bOTE.

tiHs ModaL toOk Longer TO come Out ThaN reeL seXOplNae CaRRiAR taKe To BUilD. seX or SEbeN YeaRS Now, No?! ModAl BitteR bE v.GOOd U haBe TaK ForEVR 2 FinsH it.

is rAlly FoO figTeR frOm 1944 That SliPed thrU da SpiaceY-time ConTinUM

We SaLe YUO V.gOOd sTuFf, raElly GoOD PrICE, aLmosT FrEe. aLL ManUFacTurEerD bY v.TaleNTld TecKnICIons, LatViAn MafiA. We SAle LoTs. YuO WaNT moR DetAle, YeS?

Da GRAte LAtViaN AerODieNaMOCyst, Rube GolDberG, OnCe saY "I MaK seXPlan to FlY, nOt Land!!!!1111!"

Hi-RaZOLusION TaXTuRE foR BiG-ONE (BootTLeGG MikoYAn GUreVICh). ThSEs TaXTure rePREseNt BIG-One (prNOUnce "BeeG WoN") of LaTViAn MaFIa HiWAy PATroll NAvaL AiRFarCE. DaY Da BUmB!!!111! YU LiK? I upLOAd, YEs?

pICtuRE oF TYpiCAL COllecTIon oF LuGGagE Own by AVeRAGe TerMinaL GuIDE

LeEstEN to FAsTCarGO U WilL. I THInK He MaYBe HabE V.LarGe CollecTION SamSOnitE and LaTVIan TOURisteToR lUGGaGE frOM JoB at LocAL HarePORT!!!!

I hAM LeEStENINg 2 MarKO & the METaL MaFIOsoS, neW GroUP froM LaTVIa!!!!11111!!!!!